Midweek Thoughts

**Jodi** · 04-30-2003, 08:50 AM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you sp lit the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

**Tank316** · 04-30-2003, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Jodi
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you sp lit the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

**DaMayor** · 04-30-2003, 09:04 AM

Well, I'm damn sure not a pig.

Maybe a Lion?

**kuso** · 04-30-2003, 09:06 AM

Nope...not born in year of the pig either

**DaMayor** · 04-30-2003, 09:08 AM

What's 66..the Horse?

No, not 1866!

**DFINEST** · 04-30-2003, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Jodi
...A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

.....Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Is this why women call men PIGS?

I wonder who was paid to study
PIG orgasms?

If pigs don't do it for pleasure,
is that why it lasts for 30 minutes?
NOTE TO SELF:
DON'T HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE

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**kuso** · 04-30-2003, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by DaMayor
What's 66..the Horse?

No, not 1866!

Do I look like Mr Feng Shui to you??

Fucked if I know

**Jodi** · 04-30-2003, 09:12 AM

No fair, why do pigs get to have all the fun. *pout*

**DaMayor** · 04-30-2003, 09:14 AM

Well, Feng Shui is interior decorating..(says with pronounced lisp).....so, my answer would be "yes".

You're like the Christopher Lowell of Japan, right?*sashays away*

**kuso** · 04-30-2003, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by DaMayor
Well, Feng Shui is interior decorating..(says with pronounced lisp).....so, my answer would be "yes".

You're like the Christopher Lowell of Japan, right?*sashays away*

Dunno who the fuck he is, but feng shui is much more than that in the orient...its a way of living

BTW...you are a horse...I checked for ya

**Tank316** · 04-30-2003, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Jodi

No fair, why do pigs get to have all the fun. *pout*

the pornal master in me says to keep my mouth shut.

**DaMayor** · 04-30-2003, 09:27 AM

Bump.

**Jodi** · 04-30-2003, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by Tank316
the pornal master in me says to keep my mouth shut.

Pornal Master cha! You didn't even catch the most pornal comment out of that list.

**Tank316** · 04-30-2003, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by Jodi

Pornal Master cha! You didn't even catch the most pornal comment out of that list.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

**Jodi** · 04-30-2003, 10:08 AM

**Tank316** · 04-30-2003, 10:10 AM

i'm just that dam good!!!!!

its true, its dam true

**david** · 04-30-2003, 11:28 AM

good one, Jodi!

**ZECH** · 04-30-2003, 12:09 PM

maybe you need the pratice on that 30 min. orgasm thing...!!!!!!

**DaMayor** · 04-30-2003, 01:42 PM

Nah, Jodi's not a quickie...is she?

**katie64** · 05-01-2003, 07:32 AM

This is excellent Jodi.................LOL

.....can I be a combination of a pig and a lion

.........hmmmmmm

, could I fit that into one day.............let's see

...............50x30.......nope I guess I could only do it 48 times.......................bummer

I wonder if that's enough smilies for

DaMayor.........................j/k

**DaMayor** · 05-01-2003, 07:42 AM

Oh, get off my back,woman!

Where's the rabbit? Nyeeeeeah, What's up Doc? *Hummina Hummina Hummina Hummina*

**katie64** · 05-01-2003, 07:57 AM

I was joking DaMayor...............

**DaMayor** · 05-01-2003, 08:39 AM

I used a smilie!

**Jodi** · 05-01-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by DaMayor
Nah, Jodi's not a quickie...is she?

Multi

**DaMayor** · 05-02-2003, 06:44 AM

You're a multi? Vitamin? or the other thing...............

**Jodi** · 05-02-2003, 06:51 AM

Now if I could just get some

***Disclaimer***
This is NOT an invitiation

**DaMayor** · 05-02-2003, 07:16 AM

*blushing*

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