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05-05-2003, 08:27 AM #1FTW
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Still in bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and his grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed." The little
boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What's going! on here?" The little boy replied, "Well, last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him Super Glue."
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05-05-2003, 08:48 AM #2World's Greatest Lovea
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-05-2003, 10:39 AM #3Registered User
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Hmmmm...
What up MJ????
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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05-05-2003, 10:56 AM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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I was trying to make fun of the guy..Originally posted by Dero
Hmmmm...
What up MJ????
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-05-2003, 11:00 AM #5FTW
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I just considered the source.......Originally posted by MJ23
I was trying to make fun of the guy..
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