Thread: Funny stuff : Things Never to say to a COP

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas)


2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.


3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me. Good job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?


6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.


7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?


8. I pay your salary!


9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me
they are.


12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond
with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been
eating doughnuts?"

"Back off barny, I've got a piece."