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05-07-2003, 10:07 AM #1JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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undomesticated man tard
Why is it that men, probally just me cannot put a frickin fitted sheet on a bed without turning it like 50 times. Then when I finally get it the frickin ends pop off arggg. Also when I put a pillow in the case it looks like oprahs ass in a tight bebe skirt, when a woman does it it looks nice and flat!! Also folding towels whats the deal , no matter what I do the stack of clean towels looks like the leaning tower of piza!! Am I a man tard or a normal just crawled out of the water neandrathal.
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05-07-2003, 10:24 AM #3JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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I was afraid of that, wait ill brb I have to go change my drool cup.
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05-07-2003, 10:49 AM #4End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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We're not exactly talking rocket science here.
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05-07-2003, 10:54 AM #5EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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05-07-2003, 10:57 AM #6Registered User
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again...he does it again...i wont even be able to talk when we hang in Feb. you will be making me laugh so much.
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Re: undomesticated man tard
It's cause women are MADE (maid?) to do housework!! It's genetic!!Originally posted by sawheet
Why is it that men, probally just me cannot put a frickin fitted sheet on a bed without turning it like 50 times. Then when I finally get it the frickin ends pop off arggg. Also when I put a pillow in the case it looks like oprahs ass in a tight bebe skirt, when a woman does it it looks nice and flat!! Also folding towels whats the deal , no matter what I do the stack of clean towels looks like the leaning tower of piza!! Am I a man tard or a normal just crawled out of the water neandrathal.
*tells w8 to get those dishes done.....now!!*
Men, on the other hand are designed to watch t.v. and drink booze.
*looks around to see if w8 is reading this thread.*
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Re: undomesticated man tard
Originally posted by sawheet
Why is it that men, probally just me cannot put a frickin fitted sheet on a bed without turning it like 50 times. Then when I finally get it the frickin ends pop off arggg. Also when I put a pillow in the case it looks like oprahs ass in a tight bebe skirt, when a woman does it it looks nice and flat!! Also folding towels whats the deal , no matter what I do the stack of clean towels looks like the leaning tower of piza!! Am I a man tard or a normal just crawled out of the water neandrathal.
I have no problems putting the sheet on, but I can NEVER fold one of those damn things right.Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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05-07-2003, 11:09 AM #9FTW
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Every time I need clean towles, I go get one out of the dryer......
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you guys are pathetic....i couldnt date a man that wasn't a clean freak like me....or that couldnt adjust to me cleaning all the time...
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05-07-2003, 11:19 AM #11Senior Member
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Hey, I could adjust to you cleaning all the time!Originally posted by J'Bo
you guys are pathetic....i couldnt date a man that wasn't a clean freak like me....or that couldnt adjust to me cleaning all the time...
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05-07-2003, 11:22 AM #12FTW
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She could wear the little french maid outfit and bring me a beer when I asked for it, and bend over a lot.Originally posted by mmafiter
Hey, I could adjust to you cleaning all the time!
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Hey! That's what wives are for!Originally posted by Rusty
She could wear the little french maid outfit and bring me a beer when I asked for it, and bend over a lot.
*ducks book thrown by w8*:
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05-07-2003, 11:25 AM #14Registered User
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hardy har har har.....although i clean up after my bf's.....i dont come cheap...just ask my ex.
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05-07-2003, 11:28 AM #15Senior Member
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Women never do. I just want value for my dollar!Originally posted by J'Bo
.....i dont come cheap...
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Does MJ know about this moonlighting situation?
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05-07-2003, 12:25 PM #17World's Greatest Lovea
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I could not agree more..Originally posted by Rusty
She could wear the little french maid outfit and bring me a beer when I asked for it, and bend over a lot.
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-07-2003, 12:26 PM #18World's Greatest Lovea
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Originally posted by mmafiter
Hey, I could adjust to you cleaning all the time!
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-07-2003, 01:04 PM #19JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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I can clean better and faster than any women, they take all day and act like ohh I slaved all day jeeeees. i get it done fast and furious baby!! I still would not give up the cleaning lady for anything!! JBO in a french maid outfit, nice. She could use that feather to tickle my - beep- and then stick it in her -beep -and then- beep -with the -beep- and put it -beep- and- beep- it near my -beep -and finally she could -beep- it up -beep-, you know
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This sounds good to me too.Originally posted by Rusty
She could wear the little french maid outfit and bring me a beer when I asked for it, and bend over a lot.
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05-07-2003, 01:38 PM #21Registered User
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too funny guys....how about sawheet in a maids outfit...nice use of a Vin movie to catch my attention
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05-07-2003, 01:45 PM #22JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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You are so good!!
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