There is a few, but some are really quite good ... and some/most you've read/seen before, but they're always good for a laugh.

The first bumper stickers appeared in America in the 1950s. Originally, they weren't "stickers," but were attached by small wires twisted around bumpers (used for advertising). Here's what we think is the best collection of bumper sticker sentiments on the Web.

I don't repeat gossip, so listen closely the first time.
Submitted by Danielle

Finish your beer. There are sober people in China.
Submitted by Louisa B.

Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine.
Submitted by Samantha M.

My drinking team has a bowling problem.
Submitted by Norm M.

Penny for your thoughts. Twenty to act them out.
Submitted by Ben W.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Submitted by Nancy

Sex is like rain. It all depends on how many inches you get.
Submitted by Neda

My dog can lick anyone.
Submitted by Nancy

Beer. Teaching white people to dance since 1867.
Submitted by Mike T.

How may I ignore you today?
Submitted by Paul T.

Women belong in the house (and the Senate).
Submitted by Devon F.

Save trees. Wipe with an owl.
Submitted by Tom Y.

I may look funny, but I'd kick your ass on Jeopardy. I like this one! m puuuuuur
Submitted by Jada P.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Submitted by Tom Y.

I'm not a schizophrenic. And neither am I. this one too
Submitted by John G.

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head.
Submitted by Wallace T.

Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I got stuck.
Submitted by Piper H.

I'm not as think as you confused I am.
Submitted by Piper H.

So, when's the Wizard going to get back to you about that brain?
Submitted by Jada P.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Submitted by Coleen R.

Saturday has a morning?
Submitted by Piper H.

Visualize using your turn signal.
Submitted by Tom Y.

An erection doesn't count as personal growth.
Submitted by MJ

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Submitted by M.J

Your kid may be an honor student, but you are a moron.
Submitted by Penny C.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Submitted by M.J

A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap.
Submitted by Mike A.

If I ever want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
Submitted by M.J

Telepath wanted. You know where to apply.

Having children is like being pecked to death by ducks.
Submitted by Michael W.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Submitted by M.J

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

Don't follow me. I'm lost, too.
Submitted by Georgiana B.

Sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Submitted by M.J

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

He who hesitates pisses off everyone behind him.

Today isn't your day. Tommorrow isn't looking too hot, either.
Submitted by Larry S.

I'm not a slut! I'm popular.
Submitted by Leslie R.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by Carol E.

You have every right to hear my opinion.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you can't see my mirrors, it means I've hit another cyclist.
Submitted by Ross F.

Don't argue with your wife. Dicker.
Submitted by Mark P.

You're making a food order, not choosing life insurance.
Submitted by Carole G.

I'm not speeding. I'm just qualifying.
Submitted by Doug J.

I had a good wife once. Then she went home to her husband.
Submitted by Ed

Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Submitted by Daniel F.

I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Friends don't let friends drive imports.
Submitted by Josh A.

Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.
Submitted by Jessica N.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Mean people suck. Nice people lick.
Submitted by Katy G.

Illiterate? Write for our free brochure.
Submitted by Sally F.

Charter Member: International Xenophobe Society
Submitted by Sidonie R.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to your level and beat you with experience.
Submitted by Jenny

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Submitted by Tulio P.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Despite the cost of living, it's still popular.

Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil.
Submitted by Gary M.

Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
Submitted by Gary M.

It's not my fault I'm the only one in the world who knows how to drive correctly.
Submitted by Dani B.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

How do you pamper your parents? That depends.
Submitted by Jeri S.

Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt.
Submitted by Russ F.

I've lost my virginity but I've still got the box it came in. Classic!