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05-08-2003, 09:04 AM #1FTW
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HMO vs. PPO
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the Queen,
"that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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05-08-2003, 09:10 AM #2World's Greatest Lovea
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-08-2003, 09:14 AM #3Registered User
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I wanna know which one's which. We just switched this year and I wanna know if I'm gonna get screwed or not.
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05-08-2003, 09:19 AM #4FTW
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That's a given, no matter what plan you choose. YEP, your gonna get it right up the ole, Keister........Originally posted by Rob_NC
I wanna know which one's which. We just switched this year and I wanna know if I'm gonna get screwed or not.
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05-08-2003, 10:36 AM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'd like to be a patien under that PPO
It applies to women as well, right?
~Ann
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05-08-2003, 10:39 AM #6FTW
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BUTTerFLY, when did you get testicles?Originally posted by butterfly
I'd like to be a patien under that PPO It applies to women as well, right?
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05-08-2003, 12:51 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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A woman's juices build up and need to be released, too.
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05-08-2003, 12:59 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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Looks like Fade's not takin' care 'o biness.Originally posted by butterfly
A woman's juices build up and need to be released, too.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-08-2003, 01:00 PM #9FTW
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Juices? Damn, I'm going to ask for orange flavored next time I talk to my wife.......Originally posted by butterfly
A woman's juices build up and need to be released, too.
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05-08-2003, 02:27 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Oh he does a great job of opening that flood gateOriginally posted by ALBOB
Looks like Fade's not takin' care 'o biness.
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05-08-2003, 02:30 PM #11Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Lalalalalalalalalal..I can't hear you..Lalalalalalalalalalala.
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05-08-2003, 02:33 PM #12IDIOT SAVANT
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Maybe so, but apparently he doesn't do it often enough.Originally posted by butterfly
Oh he does a great job of opening that flood gate
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-08-2003, 02:39 PM #13FTW
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Give the guy a break. He has laundry to do now..........Originally posted by ALBOB
Maybe so, but apparently he doesn't do it often enough.
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05-08-2003, 02:41 PM #14Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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Now rollin' with the Raider
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05-08-2003, 03:38 PM #15World's Greatest Lovea
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Originally posted by Rusty
Give the guy a break. He has laundry to do now..........
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-08-2003, 04:28 PM #16Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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And dinner to cook!!Originally posted by Rusty
Give the guy a break. He has laundry to do now..........
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05-08-2003, 04:28 PM #17Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Absolutely!!Originally posted by DaMayor
Lalalalalalalalalal..I can't hear you..Lalalalalalalalalalala.
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