The Whore Board?!!??

mmafiter · 05-08-2003, 10:40 AM

I stumbled across this message board for hookers and whores, and I can't stop laughing at these screwed up people.

NV Brothels discussion forum

Here's a tidbit of the thought provoking info you'll find there;

Forty Reasons Why Whores are my Heroines

1. Whores have the ablitiy to share their most private , sensitive body parts with totoal strangers
2. Whores have access to places that other people do not
3. Whores challenge sexual mores
4. Whores are playful
5. Whores are tough
6. Whores have careers based on giving pleasure
7. Whores are creative
8. Whores are adventurous and dare to live dangerously
9. Whores teach people how to be better lovers
10. Whores are multicultural and multigendered
11. Whores give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems
12. Whores have fun
13. Whores where exciting clothes
14. WHores have patience and tolerance for people that other people could never manage to out up with.
15. Whores make lonely people less lonely
16. Whores are independent
17. Whores teach people how to have better sex
18. Whores are a tradition
19. Whores are hip
20. Whores have a good sense of humor.
21. Whores relieve millions of people of unwanted stress or tension.
22. Whores Heal
23. Whores endure despite the fact that many people have prejudices against them
24. Whores make good money
25. Whores always have a job
26. Whores have special talents that other people do not have. Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore.
27. Whores are sexy and erotic
28. Whores are intersting people with lots of exciting life stories
29. Whores get laid alot
30. Whores help people explore their sexual desires
31. Whores explore thier iwn sexual desires
32. Whores are not afraid of sex
33. Whores hustle
34. Whores sparkle
35. Whores are entertaining
36. Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs
37. Whores are not ashamed to be naked
38. Whores help the handicapped
39. Whores make their own hours
40. Whore are rebbelling against the absurd , patriarchal , sex-negitive laws affecting their profession and fighting for the legal right to receive financial compensation for their valuable work.

MJ23 · 05-08-2003, 10:59 AM

Oh boy. I opened the link and I have been browsing for the past half hour..

mmafiter · 05-08-2003, 10:59 AM

With so many spelling and grammatical errors on that list, I can only deduce that whores are highschool dropouts!

Rusty · 05-08-2003, 10:59 AM

Only you mmafiter..........

MJ23 · 05-08-2003, 11:09 AM

The funniest shit is that they have a forum to Practice Posting

Hell, I think we should have a similar forum... I know of few members that need a room to practice posting something useful

Buff, Jbo', DM.. Shall I keep going

Oh BOy, am I asking for trouble or what

nikegurl · 05-08-2003, 11:16 AM

34) "whores sparkle"

i like that one.

david · 05-08-2003, 11:33 AM

I was looking for pictures!

Rusty · 05-08-2003, 11:34 AM

I found mmafiters first time to have sex story..........

http://www.nvbrothels.net/cgi-bin/dc...&auto_sense=on

mmafiter · 05-08-2003, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nikegurl
34) "whores sparkle"

i like that one.

I like these ones!

22. Whores Heal (Heal what? Maybe they should become televangelists?)

26. Whores have special talents that other people do not have. Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore.(Not everyone has what it takes to be a necropheliac, but it doesn't mean you should do it.)

27. Whores are sexy and erotic (Not to me there not. All I can think of are viral infections when I think of ho's)

29. Whores get laid alot (Really, who would've guessed!)

36. Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs (Yeah, forget about the woman who works day after day trying to make an honest living, you girls have got the real guts wearing those funky wigs.)

Titanya · 05-08-2003, 07:09 PM

2. Whores have access to places that other people do not

...... like dark allies and back seats??

10. Whores are multicultural and multigendered

...... so whores are hermaphrodites???

and why exactly do "whores sparkle"?

kuso · 05-08-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titanya

and why exactly do "whores sparkle"?

I guess cuz they get covered in ***

mmafiter · 05-09-2003, 12:35 AM

Check out this guy whose trolling the general forum!!! His name is Buttersnatch, and he's killing me!!! Here's an excerpt;

"The worst part of selling your cooter is......."

Whenthe guy tells you Buttersnatch™ was better!
AHAHAHahaHahahahaaaaa

But seriously kids, have any of you had to deal with this ringworm infection going around? Holy FUCK I thought I was gonna have to mix up some Monistat 7 and laquer thinner just to burn that shit out. WOWEE WOW WOW WOW can you say chemical reaction?

Thoughts? Advice?

mmafiter · 05-09-2003, 12:39 AM

I just signed up as "CrabbyCooter"!!

david · 05-09-2003, 07:23 AM

unbelievable! Do we bore you these days, MMA???

katie64 · 05-09-2003, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
I just signed up as "CrabbyCooter"!!

Rusty · 05-09-2003, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
I just signed up as "CrabbyCooter"!!

Well, at least you got the cooter part right.......

DFINEST · 05-09-2003, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmafiter
I just signed up as "CrabbyCooter"!!

You don't think you whore enough here?

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

DFINEST · 05-09-2003, 08:25 AM

13. Whores where exciting clothes

There is nothing more exciting
than seeing a sperm burping, gonad gurgling
gutter slut wearing some fishnets and a mini
with high heeled boots.

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

05-08-2003, 10:40 AM	#1
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	The Whore Board?!!?? I stumbled across this message board for hookers and whores, and I can't stop laughing at these screwed up people. NV Brothels discussion forum Here's a tidbit of the thought provoking info you'll find there; Forty Reasons Why Whores are my Heroines 1. Whores have the ablitiy to share their most private , sensitive body parts with totoal strangers 2. Whores have access to places that other people do not 3. Whores challenge sexual mores 4. Whores are playful 5. Whores are tough 6. Whores have careers based on giving pleasure 7. Whores are creative 8. Whores are adventurous and dare to live dangerously 9. Whores teach people how to be better lovers 10. Whores are multicultural and multigendered 11. Whores give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems 12. Whores have fun 13. Whores where exciting clothes 14. WHores have patience and tolerance for people that other people could never manage to out up with. 15. Whores make lonely people less lonely 16. Whores are independent 17. Whores teach people how to have better sex 18. Whores are a tradition 19. Whores are hip 20. Whores have a good sense of humor. 21. Whores relieve millions of people of unwanted stress or tension. 22. Whores Heal 23. Whores endure despite the fact that many people have prejudices against them 24. Whores make good money 25. Whores always have a job 26. Whores have special talents that other people do not have. Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore. 27. Whores are sexy and erotic 28. Whores are intersting people with lots of exciting life stories 29. Whores get laid alot 30. Whores help people explore their sexual desires 31. Whores explore thier iwn sexual desires 32. Whores are not afraid of sex 33. Whores hustle 34. Whores sparkle 35. Whores are entertaining 36. Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs 37. Whores are not ashamed to be naked 38. Whores help the handicapped 39. Whores make their own hours 40. Whore are rebbelling against the absurd , patriarchal , sex-negitive laws affecting their profession and fighting for the legal right to receive financial compensation for their valuable work.

05-08-2003, 10:59 AM	#2
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	Oh boy. I opened the link and I have been browsing for the past half hour.. "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

05-08-2003, 10:59 AM	#4
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	Only you mmafiter.......... ~RUSTY~

05-08-2003, 11:09 AM	#5
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	The funniest shit is that they have a forum to Practice Posting Hell, I think we should have a similar forum... I know of few members that need a room to practice posting something useful Buff, Jbo', DM.. Shall I keep going Oh BOy, am I asking for trouble or what "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

05-08-2003, 11:16 AM	#6
nikegurl Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LA, CA Posts: 5,641	34) "whores sparkle" i like that one. If you want to achieve things that others can't... You have to do things that others won't.

05-08-2003, 11:33 AM	#7
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	I was looking for pictures!

05-08-2003, 11:34 AM	#8
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	I found mmafiters first time to have sex story.......... http://www.nvbrothels.net/cgi-bin/dc...&auto_sense=on ~RUSTY~

05-08-2003, 07:09 PM	#10
Titanya I'm Pritty! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,325	2. Whores have access to places that other people do not ...... like dark allies and back seats?? 10. Whores are multicultural and multigendered ...... so whores are hermaphrodites??? and why exactly do "whores sparkle"?

05-09-2003, 12:35 AM	#12
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	Check out this guy whose trolling the general forum!!! His name is Buttersnatch, and he's killing me!!! Here's an excerpt; "The worst part of selling your cooter is......." Whenthe guy tells you Buttersnatch™ was better! AHAHAHahaHahahahaaaaa But seriously kids, have any of you had to deal with this ringworm infection going around? Holy FUCK I thought I was gonna have to mix up some Monistat 7 and laquer thinner just to burn that shit out. WOWEE WOW WOW WOW can you say chemical reaction? Thoughts? Advice?

05-09-2003, 12:39 AM	#13
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	I just signed up as "CrabbyCooter"!!

05-09-2003, 07:23 AM	#14
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	unbelievable! Do we bore you these days, MMA???

05-09-2003, 08:25 AM	#18
DFINEST She hasn't found me yet Join Date: May 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,053	13. Whores where exciting clothes There is nothing more exciting than seeing a sperm burping, gonad gurgling gutter slut wearing some fishnets and a mini with high heeled boots. ************************************* Once a task you first begun, Never finished until it’s done, Be the labor great or small, Do it well or not at all! - Big Mama

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