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05-09-2003, 07:30 AM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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Joke of the day
An Old man walks into a Doctor's office and says,"There's something wrong with my penis."
The embarassed receptionist leans over her desk and whispers, " Sir, you should do say something like that in a crowded office.
"What am I suppose to do? he asks
"You could have said you have a problem with your ear and discussed it with the doctor privately
"Ok I will try again, " He replies
So the Old man walks out of the office, returns a moment later, and says, "There is something wrong with my ear.
"OK, the receptionist says approvingly. "Whats wrong with your ear.?
"I cant piss out of it"
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-09-2003, 07:42 AM #2Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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05-09-2003, 07:50 AM #3FTW
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Would one of the Mod's please ban MJ for these lame ass jokes.......
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05-09-2003, 07:52 AM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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Fuck OFF
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-09-2003, 07:55 AM #5FTW
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NO thanks........Originally posted by MJ23
Fuck OFF
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05-09-2003, 08:20 AM #6P/RR/Sh Warrior
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and the lovers fight rage's on
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05-12-2003, 11:03 AM #7Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Isn't that sweet
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05-12-2003, 12:37 PM #8Registered User
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Yeah, Rusty's still ticked at MJ for not getting him anything for mothers day.Originally posted by Tank316
and the lovers fight rage's on
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05-12-2003, 03:40 PM #9SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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i thought i was funny........
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