"I've found a great job, " a man says to his wife. " A 10am start, 6 pm finishes, no overtime, no weekend, and it pays 3000 dollars a week in cash."
"Thats unbelievable", says the wife
"I know," says the husband, "You start Monday."
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."