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05-09-2003, 07:58 AM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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Rusty the Bartender
Rusty is getting ready to close the Bar for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun."This is a stickup" He yells. " Put your dough in a bag."
"Dont Shoot," pleads Rusty. "I will do whatever you say"
Rusty then stuff all the money into a bag and hand it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to Rusty's head and says
"All right, now give me a Blow-Job."
"Anything," Cries Rusty like a Pussy. "Just dont shoot"
So Rusty gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited that he drops his gun.
Rusty picks up the gun off the floor and hands it back to the robber.
"Hold the Gun Dammit," he says. " One of my friends might walk in"
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-09-2003, 07:59 AM #2Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Rusty the Bartender
OK, ass wipe...........you asked for it........The gloves are off...Originally posted by MJ23
Rusty is getting ready to close the Bar for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun."This is a stickup" He yells. " Put your dough in a bag."
"Dont Shoot," pleads Rusty. "I will do whatever you say"
Rusty then stuff all the money into a bag and hand it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to Rusty's head and says
"All right, now give me a Blow-Job."
"Anything," Cries Rusty like a Pussy. "Just dont shoot"
So Rusty gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited that he drops his gun.
Rusty picks up the gun off the floor and hands it back to the robber.
"Hold the Gun Dammit," he says. " One of my friends might walk in"
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05-09-2003, 08:03 AM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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Re: Re: Rusty the Bartender
Originally posted by Rusty
OK, ass wipe...........you asked for it........The gloves are off...
bump"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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hey Rusty could i get a coors lig.....................omg!!!!!
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Your not funny either, you big footed bitch........Originally posted by Tank316
hey Rusty could i get a coors lig.....................omg!!!!!
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05-09-2003, 08:17 AM #7P/RR/Sh Warrior
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well, you know what they say about the size of a mans foot.
my bad
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05-09-2003, 08:20 AM #8Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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You seem to have caught him with his hands ( and mouth ) fullOriginally posted by Tank316
hey Rusty could i get a coors lig.....................omg!!!!!
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You two fuckers are not funny..........
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05-09-2003, 08:27 AM #10World's Greatest Lovea
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BumpOriginally posted by kuso
You seem to have caught him with his hands ( and mouth ) full
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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must be talking to MJ and Kuso, no wait, he cant his mouth is full.Originally posted by Rusty
You two fuckers are not funny..........
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Rusty, the bartender...likes his .straight up
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