Old limerick

In days of old, when Knights were Bold
and rubbers weren't invented
They would tie a sock around their cock
and Fuck away contented..........

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open you legs
And give me an hour

There once was a Senator from Mass
who was searchin around for a Lass;
He lucked out and found it;
He fucked up and drowned it.
And That was the end of HIS ass!

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

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Originally Posted by jagbender

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

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