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- 02-01-2013, 01:44 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Old limerick
In days of old, when Knights were Bold
and rubbers weren't invented
They would tie a sock around their cock
and Fuck away contented..........
- 02-01-2013, 11:19 AM #2Registered User
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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
- 02-01-2013, 11:23 AM #3Registered User
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There once was a Senator from Mass
who was searchin around for a Lass;
He lucked out and found it;
He fucked up and drowned it.
And That was the end of HIS ass!Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
- 02-01-2013, 11:24 AM #4Registered User
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There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkinJagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
- 02-01-2013, 11:33 AM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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