Are you THAT guy?

**Zaphod** · 02-01-2013, 12:04 PM

THAT guy is the guy that wears the shirt that is one size too small. Or you wear two tank t's, one that actually fits you and the second is one size too small and you wear it under the first one so you can take that one off and show the world how small you aren't. The one size too small shirt fools nobody. You have huge pecs, biceps and front/side delts. But anything else you can't see front on in the mirror looks like a 9 year old girl with multiple sclerosis. Then there's your legs. You wear black baggy bodybuilder pants to cover up the fact that your legs are smaller than your arms.

I'm a middle aged man with limited time so when you stand right up against the damn weight racks of course I'm going to say something. Don't give me the dirty look because YOU are holding me up.

If you are THAT guy, do yourself and the world a favor and get a membership at Curves.

**REDDOG309** · 02-01-2013, 12:33 PM

Just to make it easy for azza and fatfuck

Curves - Locations

**LAM** · 02-01-2013, 12:41 PM

LOL @ any guy that goes out in his little sisters shirt. if you have to do that, you AREN'T BIG.

**dieseljimmy** · 02-01-2013, 12:53 PM

Shit I wear bigger shirts because I don't want the ladies to get all excited. I'm concerned about their focus...
honestly I got so tired of guys asking me what I take...the tank rarely comes out. I'm usually over covered unless I know a few female members are going to be there and even then regular shirts get pulled tight when I'm pumped.

All the teenagers know each other and I went off on one of them when they walked into a woman doing deadlifts. They were playing grab ass and one backed into this nice older lady who come to the gym to work. I went off once and now they will not make eye contact with me...

**Jack_Hammer** · 02-01-2013, 01:07 PM

now lets not forget about the guy that breaks out the scissors and cuts the sleeves off his shirt and makes that huge cut down the sides... WTF is that... god I hate commercial gyms... lol

**oliolz** · 02-01-2013, 01:12 PM

i kinda am that guy with the 'too small' shirts. i put on about 15+ lbs in weight in the past few months & don't wanna spend my cash on new clothes

i'd much rather spend it on more gear and food

**rippedgolfer** · 02-01-2013, 01:17 PM

I usually just wear a plain white shirt that fits correctly. Not into wearing wife beaters or tank tops.

**Cgrant** · 02-01-2013, 01:47 PM

Hoodies and sweats all winter, the bigger the better. I need a 2x at least lol

**troubador** · 02-01-2013, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Jack_Hammer

now lets not forget about the guy that breaks out the scissors and cuts the sleeves off his shirt and makes that huge cut down the sides... WTF is that...

College kids.

**OfficerFarva** · 02-01-2013, 02:09 PM

What about the douche's that workout without a shirt on at the gym? I go to a smaller gym and some guy was doing just that and kept staring at himself in the mirror after each set. There was nothing special about him either. He put it back on once I started lifting, thankfully because I was tempted to throw it at him and to tell him to put it on.

**jagbender** · 02-01-2013, 02:32 PM

I do not do Commercial Gym's I wear what ever I want to and no one to deal with!

**jagbender** · 02-01-2013, 02:34 PM

I did go to a community Gym once. I had to laugh my ass off. One dude showing another dud how to do squats, in a rack. They had one 25# plate on each side! Really???

**jagbender** · 02-01-2013, 02:38 PM

I am this guy, 51 years old, Fat Gut and doing my second set of squats @ 305 for 4 reps

**rippedgolfer** · 02-01-2013, 02:46 PM

Nice work ^^^

**Swfl** · 02-01-2013, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by jagbender

I do not do Commercial Gym's I wear what ever I want to and no one to deal with!

I'm in the same boat with almost the exact same equipment

**Zaphod** · 02-01-2013, 06:06 PM

Are you THAT guy standing in my way, boy?

**Gissurjon** · 02-01-2013, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by jagbender

I am this guy, 51 years old, Fat Gut and doing my second set of squats @ 305 for 4 reps

damn son, your name should be "Mobster sitting at table #2".

**Standard Donkey** · 02-01-2013, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by dieseljimmy

Shit I wear bigger shirts because I don't want the ladies to get all excited. I'm concerned about their focus...
honestly I got so tired of guys asking me what I take...the tank rarely comes out. I'm usually over covered unless I know a few female members are going to be there and even then regular shirts get pulled tight when I'm pumped.

All the teenagers know each other and I went off on one of them when they walked into a woman doing deadlifts. They were playing grab ass and one backed into this nice older lady who come to the gym to work. I went off once and now they will not make eye contact with me...

whenever i see big dudes i ask them about their caloric intake.. is that offensive?

**Z499** · 02-01-2013, 09:12 PM

**Z499** · 02-02-2013, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Standard Donkey

whenever i see big dudes i ask them about their caloric intake.. is that offensive?

Nope

**Zaphod** · 02-02-2013, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Harman

yawn

Its those kind of "guys" who are most annoying.

No girl, I'm THAT guy who's spending time with smarter, more important people.

So you don't workout, you think you are somehow hanging out with smarter people but you keep coming back here to hang out. Clearly you have some sort of mental disorder.

You don't workout which is your choice. That's your problem, missy. But if you're hanging out here which at the same time saying you are hanging out with smarter people you are only complimenting us saying how smart we are.

**malk** · 02-02-2013, 04:16 PM

I bet harmans one of those fat GUY'S who asks to many questions about leaner folk.

**malk** · 02-03-2013, 02:54 PM

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