Thread: Some advice

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station and tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She asks him
"What's the story?"
"Just crap in the carburettor."
"How often do I have to do that?"

Originally posted by Rissole
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station and tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She asks him
"What's the story?"
"Just crap in the carburettor."
"How often do I have to do that?"

Oh right, you said she's a blonde, LOL.......

I thought you had said you were a brunette?????

Holy shit! The first one is hilarious! I should try that with these twins I know!

they were both great

Originally posted by Dero
I thought you had said you were a brunette?????

I am silly, that's why I commented on that, it didn't seem to make sense until...........oh nevermind..............

I still don't get the second one, someone explain it to me please, yea Dero, I must be having a blonde moment...............LOL

He,he...
Could be translated for brunettes as
"Have a dump in the carburator."

Originally posted by katie64
I still don't get the second one, someone explain it to me please, yea Dero, I must be having a blonde moment...............LOL

Here goes Sweety.....

The mechanic says "just crap in the carburetor"
meaning he had to clean it out....

The BLONDE interprets the mechanic as saying that
she must crap into the cartburetor
on a regular basis

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That's funny as shiat Rissole

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Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama