
MONEY
It can buy a House...............But not a Home
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
It can buy you Blood............But not Life
It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away
your pain and suffering..............
So send me all your money..........
And I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!
Thought this was gonna be one of those
"Inspirational" ones, didn't you????
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Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama


Money can also buy you hookers and beer!!![]()
LET ME CHANGE THAT A LIL![]()
MONEY
It can buy a House...............But not a Home
- they are the same thing
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
-It can buy you sleep pills![]()
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
- my friend here has never heard of a time machine dumbass![]()
It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
- Buy you tutoring
It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
- if you got a postion can't you fire the people that don't respect you? they'll learn how to respect u really quick
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
- can get you a personal trainer to get you overweight rich ass in shape
It can buy you Blood............But not Life
- Lifes overated unless your rich
It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
- I've met tons of girls who loves guys for their money![]()
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<- that way about 20 more pounds!


Originally posted by mmafiter
Money can also buy you hookers and beer!!![]()
Hookers and beers?![]()
And for a bonus, you get crabs, psyphilis and gonnorhea... aids and any other STD's!![]()
Originally posted by CRASHMAN
LET ME CHANGE THAT A LIL![]()
MONEY
It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
- if you got a postion can't you fire the people that don't respect you? they'll learn how to respect u really quick
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Now rollin' with the Raider