Reply With QuoteLOL, did you get this from the testosterone mag? I have seen this in there before
You know you're a bodybuilder if......
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05-12-2003, 07:42 PM #1Foggy DoggyGuest
You know you're a bodybuilder if......
You know you're a bodybuilder if....
You take so many "supplements" your urine glows in the dark
You consider mint toothpaste a real treat and a have actually called Colgate in order to inquire about the macronutrient profile.
You only have oral sex with low fat, high protein women
When looking at a Playboy Playmate you begin to think she's not so hot due to a lack of triceps development and poor intercostal definition.
When training you consider it a weakness to terminate a set at the sight of your own blood.
You say "training" instead of "excersising" and "cutting up " instead of "losing weight".
You think the term "musclebound freak" is high praise.
You know that a swiss ball is not a dancing extravaganza in Switzerland
You are obsessed with finding out the carb content of Dr.Humpy's Red Hot Edible Love Lotion.
You've used the terms "carbo loading", "insulin spike" and "donuts" in the same sentence.
You worry about wearing condoms because the rubber might contain xenoestrogens.
You buy jeans with a size 42-inch waist just so they might have a fighting chance of slipping over your thighs.
After having a couple of drinks, you get "wacky" by stripping, pushing your penis between your legs and hitting a double biceps pose while claiming to be Nicole Bass, the world's largest female bodybuilder.
Your mother bakes you a birthday cake but you cascade the old bitch for not using low-carb ingredients.
You're always stealing youre little brothers t-shirts because they make your biceps look bitchin'
You shave your legs before a date, and you're a guy.
You even smear goop all over your body to give youreself that healthy, deep shade of orange that all the fitness babes love.
While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think you have a degree in chemistry.
You think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.
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05-12-2003, 08:34 PM #2You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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05-12-2003, 08:38 PM #32 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Re: You know you're a bodybuilder if......
Hey.... Dats J'BoOriginally posted by Foggy Doggy
You've used the terms "carbo loading", "insulin spike" and "donuts" in the same sentence.
Whats wrong with that??You think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.
P/p's expensive....
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05-12-2003, 09:30 PM #4JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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Umm you wear stupid striped tights and think you are a super hero
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05-12-2003, 10:24 PM #5I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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that was pretty good.
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Oh mah goodness, hey Foggy
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05-14-2003, 12:35 PM #9Registered User
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reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy ffffffunnneee!!!!!!!
im sure you did not make all up, but it is real good thanks for sharing..... im gonna make a poster to stick up in my gym!!!!!!a bodybuilder is an artist in his own right....!
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05-14-2003, 08:29 PM #10Registered User
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That's is a good one. It seems you are talking about me buddy. Your grade is A+
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Re: You know you're a bodybuilder if......
Originally posted by Foggy Doggy
After having a couple of drinks, you get "wacky" by stripping, pushing your penis between your legs and hitting a double biceps pose while claiming to be Nicole Bass, the world's largest female bodybuilder.
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05-14-2003, 09:26 PM #12Foggy DoggyGuestMe feel gay ? ALWAYSOriginally posted by Mudge
Oh mah goodness, hey Foggy
"Dont you feel gay for looking at all those women? "
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05-14-2003, 09:27 PM #13Foggy DoggyGuestNope, I can't claim it, but it's a repost from another bodybuilding site.Originally posted by hulk74
reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy ffffffunnneee!!!!!!!
im sure you did not make all up, but it is real good thanks for sharing..... im gonna make a poster to stick up in my gym!!!!!!
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that was funny...mmmmmmmmm donuts.
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