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05-13-2003, 09:40 AM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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Another Joke
A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this:
If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away,
she answered back,"I like the way you think."
Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married?
The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-13-2003, 09:41 AM #2Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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05-13-2003, 09:46 AM #3The little feller
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good one!
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05-13-2003, 09:47 AM #4FTW
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Re: Another Joke
Originally posted by MJ23
A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this:
If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away,
she answered back,"I like the way you think."
Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married?
The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."
On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the lowest. I'll rate this joke a 2. You still need to work on your joke skills.
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05-13-2003, 09:49 AM #5World's Greatest Lovea
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kuso thought it was funny
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-13-2003, 11:22 AM #6Registered User
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Originally posted by MJ23
kuso thought it was funnyThat should be your first clue that there is something wrong with the joke.
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05-13-2003, 12:49 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Kuso thinks Al Gore is funny.Originally posted by MJ23
kuso thought it was funny
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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