Is anyone here around 65 years old or older?

**Crono1000** · 05-13-2003, 09:53 AM

I have a report due Thursday in which I was suppose to interview someone and I chose a grandparent to interview. Now that has already been set in stone, so I can't interview my dog or MJ or something new- the teacher is expecting a grandparent interview. Sadly I went by to see my grandfather today and he's not doing very well, and I chose to just stay and see how he was doing and not mention the interview. So I've got brownie points with God now but not with my teacher.

So what I need is someone who is either grandparenty or at least can fake it with knowledge of history. It's primarily a history assignment so if anyone can talk with me and say "Oh yeah back in 1954 I remember when ..." and then just make up some personal crap. It's only a series of ten questions but i'd like to do it as informal as possible and just have some fun, feel free to call me gay or say my girlfriend has a vortex between her legs or spell my name wrong just like always. But you better be a good grandparent and make me cookies!

Thanks for anyone who can do this, I'd like to have the interview in the chat room thing either today or tomorrow.

**Rusty** · 05-13-2003, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Crono1000
I have a report due Thursday in which I was suppose to interview someone and I chose a grandparent to interview. Now that has already been set in stone, so I can't interview my dog or MJ or something new- the teacher is expecting a grandparent interview. Sadly I went by to see my grandfather today and he's not doing very well, and I chose to just stay and see how he was doing and not mention the interview. So I've got brownie points with God now but not with my teacher.

So what I need is someone who is either grandparenty or at least can fake it with knowledge of history. It's primarily a history assignment so if anyone can talk with me and say "Oh yeah back in 1954 I remember when ..." and then just make up some personal crap. It's only a series of ten questions but i'd like to do it as informal as possible and just have some fun, feel free to call me gay or say my girlfriend has a vortex between her legs or spell my name wrong just like always. But you better be a good grandparent and make me cookies!

Thanks for anyone who can do this, I'd like to have the interview in the chat room thing either today or tomorrow.

So why don't you just make some shit up.......that's what I always did. Creative writing.........

**Robboe** · 05-13-2003, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by Crono1000
So what I need is someone who is either grandparenty or at least can fake it with knowledge of history. It's primarily a history assignment so if anyone can talk with me and say "Oh yeah back in 1954 I remember when ..." and then just make up some personal crap.

Well that's easy.

Take your pick between Twin Peak and old man DG.

**Twin Peak** · 05-13-2003, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Well that's easy.

Take your pick between Twin Peak and old man DG.

Interesting campaign you are on. Amusing yourself are you?

**J'Bo** · 05-13-2003, 10:05 AM

Albob...he is close....cant think of anyone else.

**craig777** · 05-13-2003, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by J'Bo
Albob...he is close....cant think of anyone else.

Oh that is good

**esmerelda** · 05-13-2003, 10:09 AM

J'Bo..........I'm shocked and hurt you should mention him......before I got the chance to!!!!!

There are times Crono that I feel almost that old....then I wake up and find it was all a bad dream about gerriatrics!!!!! Speaking of which........Hi Albob!!!!!

**david** · 05-13-2003, 10:19 AM

I can think of some. Albob definitely!

How about Dero? Tank? Hee heee hee he!

**esmerelda** · 05-13-2003, 10:22 AM

Now wasn't Craig in the same age bracket???????

**I Are Baboon** · 05-13-2003, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by david
I can think of some. Albob definitely!

How about Dero? Tank? Hee heee hee he!

Yeah, isn't Dero like 87 or something?

**craig777** · 05-13-2003, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by esmerelda
Now wasn't Craig in the same age bracket???????

Essy, I am shocked. I thought you were my friend

Albob is much older than I am.

**esmerelda** · 05-13-2003, 10:29 AM

Oooppppssssssss...........sorry.......he he heeee......snicker snicker, you are right......he is much much older than you.........giggle giggle........much............!!!!!!

**Crono1000** · 05-13-2003, 11:05 AM

dammit old farts, stop being so shy. I didn't think albob really was that old... but he'll do. C'mon baldy show yourself!

**Tboy** · 05-13-2003, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Crono1000
dammit old farts, stop being so shy. I didn't think albob really was that old... but he'll do. C'mon baldy show yourself!

I have a solution... Ask Albob and Dero. Between the two, you'll surely have a hundred yrs + knowledge.

Not saying that It'll be any thing you can use, but knowledge non the less.

**craig777** · 05-13-2003, 11:30 AM

but knowledge non the less.

That one is definately up for debate.

**Tboy** · 05-13-2003, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by craig777
That one is definately up for debate.

True, true.

thats why I put in the disclaimer...

Not saying that It'll be any thing you can use

**Crono1000** · 05-13-2003, 11:38 AM

I don't need my teacher reading it going "THERE'S NO ALIENS IN THE VIETNAM WAR!"

**J'Bo** · 05-13-2003, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by esmerelda
J'Bo..........I'm shocked and hurt you should mention him......before I got the chance to!!!!!

There are times Crono that I feel almost that old....then I wake up and find it was all a bad dream about gerriatrics!!!!! Speaking of which........Hi Albob!!!!!

your the best

**Mike51** · 05-13-2003, 12:02 PM

there was so aliens in the war, either that or I was smoking some really good stuff back then

**J'Bo** · 05-13-2003, 12:03 PM

ok this is what i call a thread....i am laughing so hard rigt now...crono i gotta thankyou cause i just burned like 120 cal from laughing so hard.

**Robboe** · 05-13-2003, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by Twin Peak
Interesting campaign you are on. Amusing yourself are you?

Yes actually.

It certainly beats revision.

**ALBOB** · 05-13-2003, 12:13 PM

The results are in and YOU ALL SUCK!!!

(But only Essy does it the way I like.

)

Send me a PM Crono, I can come up with pretty convincing bullshit when I need to. Or better still, just send me an e-mail with the questions on it and I'll get it back to you today or early tomorrow.

**craig777** · 05-13-2003, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by ALBOB
The results are in and YOU ALL SUCK!!!

(But only Essy does it the way I like.

)

Send me a PM Crono, I can come up with pretty convincing bullshit when I need to. Or better still, just send me an e-mail with the questions on it and I'll get it back to you today or early tomorrow.

Hey that isn't fair, we all want to know how an old fart like yourself answers questions about

Viagra
Depends
Preperation H
Denture Adhesive

**Crono1000** · 05-13-2003, 12:18 PM

ok albob, thanks

would you not be available for a chat room discussion?

**ALBOB** · 05-13-2003, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by craig777
Hey that isn't fair, we all want to know how an old fart like yourself answers questions about

Viagra
Depends
Preperation H
Denture Adhesive

Sorry ya' cowfuqer, since I'm in so much better shape than you I have no need for any of the above products.

Negative on the "chat" Crono, I'm only on here at work and the firewall prevents any chat access.

**Crono1000** · 05-13-2003, 12:27 PM

that's ok, is your email the same as what you have listed?

**craig777** · 05-13-2003, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by Crono1000
that's ok, is your email the same as what you have listed?

Can't you post the questions here, we all want to know how Albob answers them

Especially those that are older than he is, which doesn't include me.

**ALBOB** · 05-13-2003, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by craig777
Can't you post the questions here, we all want to know how Albob answers them

Especially those that are older than he is, which doesn't include me.

Borrowing a line from our beloved w8lifter, STFU . Don't you have work to do?

Yeah Crono, the one in my profile is correct.

**Crono1000** · 05-13-2003, 12:33 PM

if there's anybody older than him feel free to answer the questions as well... then again... I'm not so sure how they'd type the answers... assuming the only thing older than albob is dirt

**ALBOB** · 05-13-2003, 12:38 PM

And you're wanting me to HELP you?

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