Reply With QuoteOriginally posted by ALBOB
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
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05-13-2003, 11:50 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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For MJ and Crono
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-FlatRules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-13-2003, 11:54 AM #2FTW
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05-13-2003, 12:01 PM #3Peelosopher
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good to know
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05-13-2003, 12:35 PM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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Aint that Fucking funny
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-13-2003, 12:38 PM #5IDIOT SAVANT
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Just thought you'd like to know what you're putting in your system.Originally posted by MJ23
Aint that Fucking funny
P.S. It'd probably be a hell of a lot cheaper just to go to your local auto parts store and pick up a can or two of Fix-a-Flat.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-13-2003, 12:38 PM #6Peelosopher
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quite a bald one... ahem... I mean bold one to be telling a joke like this
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05-13-2003, 12:39 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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I'm safe, everything works just fine in my house.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-13-2003, 12:46 PM #8FTW
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Yeah, MJ, you'll also need to get one of those needles that they use to air up a football. Attach it directly to the can of Fix-O-Flat and shake. The squirt it directly into your penis.............Originally posted by ALBOB
Just thought you'd like to know what you're putting in your system.
P.S. It'd probably be a hell of a lot cheaper just to go to your local auto parts store and pick up a can or two of Fix-a-Flat.
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05-13-2003, 12:47 PM #9IDIOT SAVANT
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I'm thinking that kind of needle might be a bit too big. Hell, it's the same size as his dick.Originally posted by Rusty
Yeah, MJ, you'll also need to get one of those needles that they use to air up a football. Attach it directly to the can of Fix-O-Flat and shake. The squirt it directly into your penis.............
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05-13-2003, 12:49 PM #10FTW
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Well, in that case MJ, insert the nozzle of the fix-o-flat into your ass and push the button........Originally posted by ALBOB
I'm thinking that kind of needle might be a bit too big. Hell, it's the same size as his dick.
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05-13-2003, 12:52 PM #11IDIOT SAVANT
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Come to think of it, he doesn't even need to push the button, just push the hose from the Fix-a-Flat up his ass and it'll come out his dick, instantly making him 10 time bigger.
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05-13-2003, 01:08 PM #12World's Greatest Lovea
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Originally posted by ALBOB
Come to think of it, he doesn't even need to push the button, just push the hose from the Fix-a-Flat up his ass and it'll come out his dick, instantly making him 10 time bigger.
Clearly you two have been either researching the subject or attempting to inflate your dicks in that manner...
I say keep up the noble work... I am not here to JUDGE
Hey, I told your Wife we needed Viagra to make up for all the lost time in the Albob bedroom. But it was not time for u to know yet, shame on herOriginally posted by ALBOB
Just thought you'd like to know what you're putting in your system.
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-13-2003, 01:22 PM #13IDIOT SAVANT
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You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth.Originally posted by MJ23 I told your Wife we needed Viagra
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05-13-2003, 01:34 PM #14World's Greatest Lovea
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Hell, I am well-endowed.. but your wife was in a desperate situation.. So even I at a young age needed some help..Originally posted by ALBOB
You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth.
I am not ashamed, it was not even about me, it was all about her
and saving the Albob household..
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-13-2003, 01:36 PM #15IDIOT SAVANT
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Psst, Viagra has nothing to do with your "endowment".Originally posted by MJ23
Hell, I am well-endowed.
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05-13-2003, 01:39 PM #16World's Greatest Lovea
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Originally posted by ALBOB
Psst, Viagra has nothing to do with your "endowment".
Thats what you think
but your wife did appreciated the bonus package..
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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