The Lonely Brain Cell

butterfly · 05-14-2003, 03:35 PM

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:
"Hello, we're down here..."

Rusty · 05-14-2003, 03:36 PM

Thats not very funny...........

TXDeb · 05-14-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Rusty
Thats not very funny...........

I thought it was funny as shit!

J'Bo · 05-14-2003, 03:53 PM

k that my people was really funny.....your the best

sawheet · 05-14-2003, 04:19 PM

Yes but you forgot the rest of the story, when the Lonely brain cell realized she was all alone, that the other brain cells left her, the lonely brain cell started to cry

She said " guys why did you leave me here" then the penis brain cells stated " sorry we did not know you were coming, come on down its ok" "NO" said the lonely brain cell " too late you guys are mean" "you just dont understand" The lonely brain cell proceded to tell the other brain cells that they need to express there feeling more and communicate better. The penis brain cell's just shruged and said "womens brain cells cant live with them cant shut them up, no matter where we hide"!!!!

ALBOB · 05-14-2003, 04:20 PM

Funny? Yes, but ooooooooold. (Female brain cell)

MJ23 · 05-14-2003, 04:23 PM

It was not funny before.. Its not funny now

ALBOB · 05-14-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by MJ23
It was not funny before.. Its not funny now

You're just upset because your lonely female brain cell never got an answer from down below.

butterfly · 05-14-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
Funny? Yes, but ooooooooold. (Female brain cell)

You're just miffed cause people liked it better when I told it

ALBOB · 05-14-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by butterfly
You're just miffed cause people liked it better when I told it

Oh yeah................well....................you got cooties.

butterfly · 05-14-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by ALBOB
Oh yeah................well....................you got cooties.

What??? I got a coochie??? Duh

katie64 · 05-14-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by butterfly
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:
"Hello, we're down here..."

It is so true too........ Court Queen had a good one on Albob's thread too..........

**Mudge** · 05-14-2003, 07:18 PM

Good one, I liked it

Jenny · 05-15-2003, 08:21 AM

geritol4me · 05-15-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by butterfly
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

The important question in this matter is:

While she was there........ what did she try to change about him?

DFINEST · 05-15-2003, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by geritol4me
The important question in this matter is:

While she was there........ what did she try to change about him?

Knowing that it was a female brain cell,
EVERYTHING

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05-14-2003, 03:35 PM	#1
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	The Lonely Brain Cell Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello, we're down here..." ~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

05-14-2003, 03:36 PM	#2
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	Thats not very funny........... ~RUSTY~

05-14-2003, 03:53 PM	#4
J'Bo Cuddle Slut Join Date: May 2002 Location: Back in Canada Posts: 9,753 Photos: 6	k that my people was really funny.....your the best ....and thats my $.02

05-14-2003, 04:19 PM	#5
sawheet JB'Os THONG Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 1,137 Photos: 8	Yes but you forgot the rest of the story, when the Lonely brain cell realized she was all alone, that the other brain cells left her, the lonely brain cell started to cry She said " guys why did you leave me here" then the penis brain cells stated " sorry we did not know you were coming, come on down its ok" "NO" said the lonely brain cell " too late you guys are mean" "you just dont understand" The lonely brain cell proceded to tell the other brain cells that they need to express there feeling more and communicate better. The penis brain cell's just shruged and said "womens brain cells cant live with them cant shut them up, no matter where we hide"!!!! Climb high, climb far; your goal the sky, your aim, the stars

05-14-2003, 04:20 PM	#6
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,385	Funny? Yes, but ooooooooold. (Female brain cell) Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

05-14-2003, 04:23 PM	#7
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	It was not funny before.. Its not funny now "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

05-14-2003, 07:18 PM	#13
Mudge Dieting I swear! Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here Posts: 23,477 Photos: 1	Good one, I liked it Kinesiology Comp Bench MaxCalc Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu

05-15-2003, 08:21 AM	#14
Jenny Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,728

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