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05-16-2003, 08:59 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Little Johnny's at it again
Little Johnny is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with his mother.
He gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding
his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts.
"Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
Little Johnny quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, Little Johnny grows up thinking all women have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he finds himself a girl.
One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action.
After an hour of making out on the sofa, she says, "you know, you
could go a little further if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.
"Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there."
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth there."
"Yes there are," he says, "my mom told me so."
"No there aren't," she insists.
"Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek."
"No, I'm sorry," he says.
"I don't have to look because my mom already told me that all women have teeth down there."
"Oh for Goodness sake!" she cries.
She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."
Little Johnny takes a good long look, then replies,
"Well, with the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised."Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-16-2003, 09:04 AM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-16-2003, 09:08 AM #5Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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05-16-2003, 09:09 AM #6Registered User
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Obviously she never flossed!!!!!
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05-16-2003, 09:27 AM #7Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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I wonder if she could still gargle?
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I bet she knows how to spit.........ewwwwweeiieeee...did I actually type that????
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05-16-2003, 09:44 AM #9Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Be careful....I'm a bad influence.
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05-16-2003, 09:48 AM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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Wow, I can't believe you typed that either..............swallowing is so much more your style.Originally posted by esmerelda
I bet she knows how to spit.........ewwwwweeiieeee...did I actually type that????
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-16-2003, 09:50 AM #11Registered User
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Hell.....why waste a drop.......oppppsssss.....I mean, now that wouldnt be lady-like now would it!!!!! *as she tries to dig her way out of this one.......*
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*DaMayor hands his crown over to AlBob....*
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05-16-2003, 10:02 AM #13IDIOT SAVANT
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You just haven't been around Essy enough. Hint: Don't EVER pull your punches with her.Originally posted by DaMayor
*DaMayor hands his crown over to AlBob....*
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-16-2003, 10:16 AM #14Registered User
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Now now.......Al.......thats not quite right...now is it???????
DaMayor......honey......wannna come over to my house and play for a while.........I'll show you who's a bad influence ....... shall I???Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
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05-16-2003, 10:25 AM #15Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Uh.....um.......yes ma'am.......*shoots AlBob the bird*
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Oh buddy......your in deep shit now..........Originally posted by DaMayor
Uh.....um.......yes ma'am.......*shoots AlBob the bird*
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05-16-2003, 10:27 AM #17Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Why? Is she gonna eat me? Before or after? UhOh..
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05-16-2003, 10:27 AM #18IDIOT SAVANT
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Hee, hee, hee..............He has no idea, does he Rusty?Originally posted by Rusty
Oh buddy......your in deep shit now..........
Nice knowing ya' DM.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-16-2003, 10:28 AM #19Registered User
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I don't think he was talking about me!!!!!
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05-16-2003, 10:31 AM #20FTW
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Not only is she gonna eat ya, she will chew your little pansy ass up and spit you out like you were nothing.........Originally posted by DaMayor
Why? Is she gonna eat me? Before or after? UhOh..
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05-16-2003, 10:33 AM #21Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Hey, wait a minute guys......This is DaMayor...okay? What could she possibly do?
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05-16-2003, 10:33 AM #22IDIOT SAVANT
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Originally posted by Rusty
Not only is she gonna eat ya, she will chew your little pansy ass up and spit you out like you were nothing.........
We've already established that Essy's a swallower, not a spitter.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-16-2003, 10:36 AM #23Registered User
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If you need to ask the question.....I dont think your ready for the action!!!!
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05-16-2003, 10:41 AM #24Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Who?
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05-16-2003, 10:49 AM #25FTW
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Originally posted by ALBOB
We've already established that Essy's a swallower, not a spitter.
Well, I would not expect her to swallow something that does not taste good. ........
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05-16-2003, 10:51 AM #26Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Guess it depends on how you define "good"...
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05-16-2003, 10:52 AM #27Registered User
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Is there something you would like to say Rusty.......has your taste in certain foods changed......or would you like to try something I purchased from the latest Expo....................
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05-16-2003, 10:54 AM #28Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Heh heh heh......memory is coming back now...heh heh.
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05-16-2003, 10:56 AM #29Registered User
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Nice to know.......DaMayor.........wanna add anything????????
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05-16-2003, 11:14 AM #30Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Nah, just a flashback of a previous post....no worries.
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