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    would you Bang this chick? you might get your dick shot off LOL

    Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

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    MARCH 6--An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
    The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right.
    In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris?s buttocks.
    The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, ?gun located in suspect vagina.?
    At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spotted Harris and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and ?both seats were laid all the way back.? Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that ?she did not think there was anything.?
    But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris, cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.
    While being transported to jail, Harris ?stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.?
    At the lockup, Harris was directed to change out of her clothes into ?jail clothing.? When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, Harris ?advised that she was on her period and did not want to.?
    Harris eventually complied with the cop?s order. ?I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,? reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she ?pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.?
    As seen above, the police report includes a photo of the handgun seized from Harris, who is scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon on felony weapons and narcotics charges. (4 pages)
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    That shit would of been funny if it went off.
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    leave that meth alone, man!
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    My wife has one of those little Freedom Arms 22's. Now relative to other guns, it is tiny. But if she was able to stuff it up her happy hole, why bother banging her? She is so stretched out, it is doubtful you would feel anything.

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    Hey guys this is crazy! By the way what type of protein are you guys using currently? We have some specials
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleGauge1 View Post
    Hey guys this is crazy! By the way what type of protein are you guys using currently? We have some specials
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    Only way it could have been better is if it were a full size pistol like a Glock 19. That's some strange leather to be making a holster from. Would have been fucking hilarious if she had stuffed it up there cocked and it sent a .22 magnum bottom to top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleGauge1 View Post
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    Re: would you Bang this chick? you might get your dick shot off LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    Only way it could have been better is if it were a full size pistol like a Glock 19. That's some strange leather to be making a holster from. Would have been fucking hilarious if she had stuffed it up there cocked and it sent a .22 magnum bottom to top.
    New vagina terminology. The holster lol


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