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05-22-2003, 07:26 AM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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Joke of the Day
A guy goes into a state government office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?”
The guy says, “Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam.”
“Good,” says the interviewer, “That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?”
The guy says, “In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn’t affect my ability to work, though.”
“Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we’ll get you started.”
The guy says “If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?”
“Well, here at the State Department we don’t do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don’t need you here for that.”"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-22-2003, 07:28 AM #2FTW
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05-22-2003, 07:30 AM #3Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Fair.....fair.........could use some work on the presentation, but otherwise par for the course.
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05-22-2003, 07:39 AM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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Hey, I dont care if either one of u did not like it
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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