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05-22-2003, 07:42 AM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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A texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian
A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, "Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila."
The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. "Where I come from," he explains, "we have plenty of fine wine."
The Boston guy slowly drinks the last drop of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker between the eyes. He then catches the bottle on the way down. "Where I come from," he says slowly, "we never waste booze—and we have plenty of New Yorkers."
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-22-2003, 07:57 AM #3World's Greatest Lovea
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Hey now,
I happen to think it was very FUNNY"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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I though so.....
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You would think someone with a masters degree could spell better than me........Originally posted by DaMayor
I though so.....
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05-22-2003, 08:07 AM #6World's Greatest Lovea
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Hey, I have a master's degree and I can spell better than youOriginally posted by Rusty
You would think someone with a masters degree could spell better than me........
anyway, here is one for u Rusty
There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!”
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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05-22-2003, 08:16 AM #7Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Ouch! Show some respect for Rusty's old lady, MJ!
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05-22-2003, 08:21 AM #8FTW
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This one I like...........Originally posted by MJ23
There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!”
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05-23-2003, 12:47 AM #9Super Hero in Training
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Originally posted by MJ23
Hey, I have a master's degree and I can spell better than you
anyway, here is one for u Rusty
There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!”
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