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05-22-2003, 01:51 PM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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DaMayor meets a woman at a Bar
DM meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They hit if off, and end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is littered with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears sit on a shelf near the floor,
Medium sized bears are on the next shelf up,
and huge bears line the top shelf. So DM is kind of surprised that this woman would have such a collection of teddy bears, but he opts not to make mention of it.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, DaMayor rolls over and asks, smiling,
“Well, how was it?”
The woman gave him a quick stare and said
“You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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Re: DaMayor meets a woman at a Bar
Originally posted by MJ23
DM meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They hit if off, and end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is littered with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears sit on a shelf near the floor,
Medium sized bears are on the next shelf up,
and huge bears line the top shelf. So DM is kind of surprised that this woman would have such a collection of teddy bears, but he opts not to make mention of it.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, DaMayor rolls over and asks, smiling,
“Well, how was it?”
The woman gave him a quick stare and said
“You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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05-22-2003, 02:01 PM #4End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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Looks like Rusty's opinion of MJ's jokes has certainly improved.
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Yeah, I'll take a hit every now and then......keeps the kids in good spirits.
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Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
Looks like Rusty's opinion of MJ's jokes has certainly improved.
When they are pointed and DaMayor........
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It's all in good fun....well, actually a barrage of distastefully cheap shots, but hey, we're family...right?
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Re: DaMayor meets a woman at a Bar
Very Good..........Originally posted by MJ23
DM meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They hit if off, and end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is littered with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears sit on a shelf near the floor,
Medium sized bears are on the next shelf up,
and huge bears line the top shelf. So DM is kind of surprised that this woman would have such a collection of teddy bears, but he opts not to make mention of it.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, DaMayor rolls over and asks, smiling,
“Well, how was it?”
The woman gave him a quick stare and said
“You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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