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Going nowhere fast!
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office lessons to be learned
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy." Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything. * * * * * * * * * * A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each". So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas,a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch" Lesson III- "Always allow the bosses to speak first" |
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just kick'in it in the ole Charger
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What tan line?
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Down south
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
Posts: 28,316
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sounds like my boss.....
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Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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She hasn't found me yet
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Maryland
Posts: 2,053
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