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Dumb but funny
Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail
dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer, and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The
woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her butt cheek
a lap with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked, she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to
the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "
Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I
ain't never seen nobody do it."
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