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- 05-28-2003, 01:42 PM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Tongue twister
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper pooper scooper, what do you call a Japanese jazz drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy!
JUST REMEMBER...IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK, WE'D ALL FALL OFF.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 05-28-2003, 01:48 PM #2FTW
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- 05-28-2003, 01:54 PM #3World's Greatest Lovea
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Albob - Can we please BAN the Fucker before your retirement, it would be a great deed on your behafOriginally posted by Rusty
That is bout as bad as one of MJ's jokes..........
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
- 05-28-2003, 02:07 PM #4IDIOT SAVANT
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What's this "WE" shit, Batman? If I had banning power he'd have been gone a LOOOOOOONG time ago.Originally posted by MJ23
Albob - Can we please BAN the Fucker before your retirement (I think I'll just go shoot the little bastard instead. 
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 05-28-2003, 02:08 PM #5FTW
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he he.....your gonna need a big gun.........Originally posted by ALBOB
What's this "WE" shit, Batman? If I had banning power he'd have been gone a LOOOOOOONG time ago. (I think I'll just go shoot the little bastard instead. )
- 05-28-2003, 02:11 PM #6Registered User
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I'd vote for it.Originally posted by MJ23
Albob - Can we please BAN the Fucker before your retirement, it would be a great deed on your behaf
I pedal... Therefore I am.
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- 05-28-2003, 02:12 PM #7FTW
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Originally posted by Tboy
I'd vote for it.
Nobody asked for anything outta the smartass section.....
- 05-28-2003, 02:14 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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A big gunOriginally posted by Rusty
he he.....your gonna need a big gun......... Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 05-28-2003, 02:15 PM #9FTW
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- 05-28-2003, 02:18 PM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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Any day my friend, any day.
P.S. We can pick this up tomorrow, I'm outta here for the day. Why? Because I CAN.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 05-28-2003, 02:19 PM #11FTW
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Later old man.......
- 05-28-2003, 02:22 PM #12Registered User
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Originally posted by Rusty
he he.....your gonna need a big gun.........
Why? A brain shot should do the trick... and for that, well, A bb gun would work.
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- 05-28-2003, 02:25 PM #13FTW
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HEY T-BOY, are you and MJ brothers............Originally posted by Tboy
Why? A brain shot should do the trick... and for that, well, A bb gun would work.
- 05-28-2003, 02:34 PM #14Registered User
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Even if he was... I'd never admit itOriginally posted by Rusty
HEY T-BOY, are you and MJ brothers............ 
Besides, He's to dumb to have come from Lewziana.
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- 05-28-2003, 03:29 PM #15Super Hero in Training
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Originally posted by ALBOB
Any day my friend, any day.
P.S. We can pick this up tomorrow, I'm outta here for the day. Why? Because I CAN.
outta here for the day???? It looks as if it was only 10 am there when u posted this...have a hard day at the golf course planned?
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 05-29-2003, 08:40 AM #16IDIOT SAVANT
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No, it was past 1:00 PM.Originally posted by Burner02
outta here for the day???? It looks as if it was only 10 am there when u posted this...have a hard day at the golf course planned?
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- 05-29-2003, 09:36 AM #17Registered User
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So? How was the golf????
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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