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    Another Satisfied Customer

    Dear Tide:
    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

    Sincerely,
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    Re: Another Satisfied Customer

    Originally posted by Rusty
    Dear Tide:
    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

    Sincerely,
    A Satisfied Customer

    Oh hell no, I cannot believe that I took the time to read this shit
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    Originally posted by MJ23
    Oh hell no, I cannot believe that I took the time to read this shit
    I know. His jokes are sinking to your level.
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    Re: Re: Re: Another Satisfied Customer

    Originally posted by Tboy
    I know. His jokes are sinking to your level.
    Look out or I'll have to rename you to bitchboy.......

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Another Satisfied Customer

    Originally posted by Rusty
    Look out or I'll have to rename you to bitchboy.......
    Hmmmmm,dat wood make him Bboy,right?
    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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    Originally posted by Rusty
    Look out or I'll have to rename you to bitchboy.......
    Look butthead, You do really good just getting out of bed in the morning and putting your shoes on the right feet.

    Are you sure you really want to take on the arduous task of renaming me?


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    Originally posted by Dero
    Hmmmmm,dat wood make him Bboy,right?

    Don't get me started on you...

    Albobs leaving and somebodys gonna have to keep you in line old timer.
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    Does Tide get poop stains out too? I have a friend who has a problem and if it can help him in anyway, I would love to relay the info to him, my friend that is.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Originally posted by Dale Mabry
    Does Tide get poop stains out too? I have a friend who has a problem and if it can help him in anyway, I would love to relay the info to him, my friend that is.

    Is your friends name dale?
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    I get what you are insinuating and I regret to tell you that Dale Mabry does not shit his pants.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another Satisfied Customer

    Originally posted by Tboy
    Look butthead, You do really good just getting out of bed in the morning and putting your shoes on the right feet.

    Are you sure you really want to take on the arduous task of renaming me?


    And the B-Boy spews again.......

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    Originally posted by Dale Mabry
    I get what you are insinuating and I regret to tell you that Dale Mabry does not shit his pants.

    No need for regrets... Dat's good news
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    Originally posted by Rusty
    And the B-Boy spews again.......

    Boy, don't make me get as ugly as you look!!!
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    Originally posted by Tboy
    Boy, don't make me get as ugly as you look!!!
    B-Boy, why don't you go find some mud and play in it......

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    Originally posted by Dero
    Hmmmmm,dat wood make him Bboy,right?
    I think F - for fruityboy is quite fitting.. hell, fruity , bitch , they are all the same
    ..

    Oh yeah, U called Rusty Butthead, you have an Avi of Beavis...

    What are you in 10th grade:o
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another Satisfied Customer

    Originally posted by MJ23
    What are you in 10th grade:o
    But he's from Lewsiana, so he's at least 25 years old.

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    I think F - for fruityboy is quite fitting.. hell, fruity , bitch , they are all the same
    ..

    Oh yeah, U called Rusty Butthead
    What are you saying? He didnt deserve it?

    you have an Avi of Beavis...
    yep. you're pretty perceptive or did somebody point that out to you?




    What are you in 10th grade:o
    naw, the teach wouldnt let me pass the 9th... I think it was cuz she liked me
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    Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
    But he's from Lewsiana, so he's at least 25 years old.

    Soooo.... CaptainDeadmeat, you wanna mess wit Tboy too?

    I'll have you know...

    Never mind. I don't think I could type it slow enough for you to understand.


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    Originally posted by Rusty
    B-Boy, why don't you go find some mud and play in it......

    Rusty, rusty, rusty...

    So you got your shoes on the right feet, huh? Now youre feeling fiesty?


    Although I will take your suggestion. 2 more weeks till we ride again.
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    Bboy,why such nastyness?????
    All of a sudden, you is nasty to EVERYBODY!!!

    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another Satisfied Customer

    Originally posted by Tboy
    Soooo.... CaptainDeadmeat, you wanna mess wit Tboy too?
    I'd love to engage you in a battle of wits, but my father taught me never to fight an unarmed person.

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    Originally posted by Dero
    Bboy,why such nastyness?????
    All of a sudden, you is nasty to EVERYBODY!!!

    Dey all picking on me for some reason...

    and Im such a nice feller
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    Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
    I'd love to engage you in a battle of wits, but my father taught me never to fight an unarmed person.




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    Originally posted by Tboy
    Dey all picking on me for some reason...

    and Im such a nice feller
    Right,dat would be like...
    "THEY STARTED IT!!!!"
    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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    Originally posted by Dero

    "THEY STARTED IT!!!!"

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    I'm sure THEY did!!!!
    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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    Bada-Bump


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    Originally posted by Tboy
    Bada-Bump


    What up B-boy?

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