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05-31-2003, 04:21 PM #1Registered User
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Remind me to...
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
DG
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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WOW that was very fast ociffer!!!Originally posted by dg806
MOI?? Hey it rained all day today! I didn't give any tickets!
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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What's with the sad face???Were you in da mood to hand out a few invitations to the Policemen's Ball????Originally posted by dg806
MOI?? Hey it rained all day today! I didn't give any tickets!
At lest you did not miss a riding day!!!
Same here,still at work and it's been raining all day!!!Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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Just got home! Always like screwing with people! I love to ruin someone's day!!
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Remind me of this when I go through NC!!!!
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Re: Remind me to...
Originally posted by Dero
NEVER SAY TO A COP
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
That statement somehow could possibly result in gettin a baton shoved bt/ your buttocks!
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