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06-01-2003, 06:28 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Women's Compact Instruction Book
- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
- Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
- So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
- If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
- Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.
- Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
- Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
- Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
- Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
- The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
- Sadly, all men are created equal.
- Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
- The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
- There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
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06-01-2003, 09:13 PM #2I bike to work.
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Fade showed me that "Good Wife's Guide" a few years ago... I still detest it!!!
~Ann
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I agree Butterfly!
It sucks!
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Re: Women's Compact Instruction Book
Originally posted by katie64
Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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So ladies laugh at my jokes!!
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<- that way about 20 more pounds!
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06-02-2003, 11:05 AM #6Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Yeah, what he said
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If you read closely, you can see its Canadian.Originally posted by butterfly
Fade showed me that "Good Wife's Guide" a few years ago... I still detest it!!!
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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ouch all that reading just made my mind hurt as much as my ass which hurts from sitting to long here at work.
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A good wife would rub my ass right now and make it feel better. Any wifes in here???? hehehehe
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06-03-2003, 10:56 AM #10Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big MamaDrama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
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06-07-2003, 08:15 PM #11Senior Member
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lmao at DF
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