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TOP TEN "He said She said"s
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06-01-2003, 06:49 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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TOP TEN "He said She said"s
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who would look for that?'
3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the Hallway light on.
and the number 1 "He said...She said"...
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
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Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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Naw.....I love men.........just had them in my email...........Originally posted by Dero
This is starting to feel like a men bashing night!!!
OK,I'll be quiet Katie!!!
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06-01-2003, 07:24 PM #4Registered User
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What?????Originally posted by katie64
Naw.....I love men.........just had them in my email...........
You have men in your e-mail???
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Originally posted by Dero
What?????
You have men in your e-mail???
...........I wish
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06-01-2003, 08:02 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I got the jokes in my email from a friend............
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06-03-2003, 07:28 AM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'm bumping this, cuz I think it's funny...............hehehe
and I'm bored..........Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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Why is a womans wedding dress white?
So it will match the other kitchen appliances......
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No, it's so she can pretend to be virginly pure for one last day...........Originally posted by Rusty
Why is a womans wedding dress white?
So it will match the other kitchen appliances......
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Whew!.....Originally posted by katie64
Naw.....I love men.........just had them in my email...........
For a minute there,
I thought that you were getting in touch
with your inner bitch (j/k)
These are funny as shiat though
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Additions......
She said "Is that game more important than our relationship?"
He said "Hell yeah"
She said "Does this dress makes my ass look fat?"
He said "No...The fat in your ass makes your ass look fat!"
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Originally posted by DFINEST
Additions......
She said "Is that game more important than our relationship?"
He said "Hell yeah"
She said "Does this dress makes my ass look fat?"
He said "No...The fat in your ass makes your ass look fat!"
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Originally posted by DFINEST
Additions......
She said "Is that game more important than our relationship?"
He said "Hell yeah"
She said "Does this dress makes my ass look fat?"
He said "No...The fat in your ass makes your ass look fat!"
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