Reply With Quote.. Funny
The Baptist Cowboy.......
Results 1 to 18 of 18
Thread: The Baptist Cowboy.......
-
06-04-2003, 08:18 AM #1FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
The Baptist Cowboy.......
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
-
06-04-2003, 08:47 AM #2World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 09:06 AM #3FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
You want some lessons at telling jokes?Originally posted by MJ23
.. Funny
-
06-04-2003, 11:41 AM #4Registered User
- Join Date
- Jun 2001
- Location
- Lewsiana
- Posts
- 1,207
- Rep Points
- 1405719
Originally posted by Rusty
You want some lessons at telling jokes?
Why? Do you know someone that can tell them?
I pedal... Therefore I am.
~ You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything. ~
-
06-04-2003, 11:55 AM #5FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
Originally posted by Tboy
Why? Do you know someone that can tell them?
-
06-04-2003, 12:23 PM #6World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
Originally posted by Tboy
Why? Do you know someone that can tell them?
Yeah.. good one
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 12:23 PM #7World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
Originally posted by Rusty
You want some lessons at telling jokes?
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 12:49 PM #8FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
fucking idiots........
-
06-04-2003, 12:52 PM #9World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
Hey Dickhead...Originally posted by Rusty
fucking idiots........
Rough day with your mother in law
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 12:55 PM #10FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
Do you own a dog?Originally posted by MJ23
Hey Dickhead...
Rough day with your mother in law
-
06-04-2003, 01:01 PM #11World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
NO.. I dont even like PETS..Originally posted by Rusty
Do you own a dog?
AND u KNOW THAT
But I am starting to think that a good ole rottwieler might not be a bad idea especially when dealing with asswipes like urself
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 01:07 PM #12FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
Go outside and find a dog. then try to jack him off. the stuff that comes out...............that's what you look like.Originally posted by MJ23
NO.. I dont even like PETS..
AND u KNOW THAT
But I am starting to think that a good ole rottwieler might not be a bad idea especially when dealing with asswipes like urself
That will be your new name..........DOG JIZ........
-
06-04-2003, 01:14 PM #13Registered User
- Join Date
- Jun 2001
- Location
- Lewsiana
- Posts
- 1,207
- Rep Points
- 1405719
Originally posted by Rusty
fucking idiots........
yeah, yeah. At least I'm not YOU!
I pedal... Therefore I am.
~ You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything. ~
-
06-04-2003, 01:14 PM #14World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
Hey ASSFUCK....Originally posted by Rusty
Go outside and find a dog. then try to jack him off. the stuff that comes out...............that's what you look like.
That will be your new name..........DOG JIZ........
I think I am going to ignore you now...
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 01:16 PM #15FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
Originally posted by MJ23
Hey ASSFUCK....
I think I am going to ignore you now...
No your not DJ........(dog Jiz)
-
06-04-2003, 01:24 PM #16World's Greatest Lovea
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Pimpville
- Posts
- 2,125
- Rep Points
- 990778
Dog Jiz...Originally posted by Rusty
No your not DJ........(dog Jiz)
Hey, whatever you and your Pet do on your free time...
Keep it there...
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
-
06-04-2003, 01:36 PM #17Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- Houston, TX
- Posts
- 11,527
- Rep Points
- 4829708
An oldy but a goody!
~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards
-
06-04-2003, 01:57 PM #18FTW
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Location
- On my Harley
- Posts
- 4,469
- Rep Points
- 2853065
At least someone knows a good joke when they see one. But of course BUTTerFLY has always had good taste.......Originally posted by butterfly
An oldy but a goody!
Similar Threads
-
Bud the cowboy
By jagbender in forum Open ChatReplies: 0Last Post: 02-29-2012, 09:26 AM -
gay cowboy
By jagbender in forum Open ChatReplies: 0Last Post: 02-27-2012, 11:09 AM -
Just a Cowboy
By Tough Old Man in forum Open ChatReplies: 3Last Post: 09-26-2005, 10:47 PM -
Montana Cowboy
By Rusty in forum Open ChatReplies: 7Last Post: 02-14-2003, 10:22 AM -
Ride 'em Cowboy
By w8lifter in forum Sexual HealthReplies: 14Last Post: 10-09-2002, 08:11 AM
Posting Permissions
DISCLAIMER:
All health, fitness, diet, nutrition & supplement information presented on IronMagazineForums.com's pages is intended as an educational resource and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website. As well as any exercise technique or regimen, diet, supplement, etc., particularly if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you are elderly or have chronic or recurring medical conditions. Discontinue any exercise that causes you pain or severe discomfort and consult a medical expert. The statements made about products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (U.S.). They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition or disease. Please consult with your own physician or health care practitioner regarding the suggestions and recommendations made at IronMagazineForums.com. Neither the author of the information, nor the producer, nor distributors of such information make any warranty of any kind in regard to the content of the information presented on this website. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither IronMagazineForums.com, nor any of its authors or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of, or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. Sponsors pay for advertising space, we have no affiliation with the companies that have banners displayed on our websites. Please be advised it is your responsibility to check the laws that govern your country, state, or province in regards to items offered by some companies you may read about on this site.