Reply With QuoteWhat are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
I think Crash read that one time in California in a McDonald's stall!
Toilet Stall Wisdom
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06-07-2003, 06:27 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Toilet Stall Wisdom
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE
.Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
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Here I sit broken hearted, paid my dime but only farted.
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"Hi looking for a good time? Call me,, David 555-1545 Florida Mens restroom. hahahahaha
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hehe
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Alot of those are repeates, I know that some comics use a couple also. Carlin etc
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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Carlin belongs in a bathroom stall. He is shit. hahahaha
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You all belong in the bathroom stall with pmor!!!
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06-15-2003, 09:58 PM #9Senior Member
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oh you are soo cruising for it there aren't you David. After what you told me, I don't want my name being identified in any post along with his.
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Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."
The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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yea that's a good one. heard it before.
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Heck every joke is a 3-pete
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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hahahahaha 3-pete. Even that (3-pete) has been used before. Your a LOOSER MUDGE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I thought those were awesome...i love the one about the sign above the mirror in the MEN'S bathroom. LOL
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