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    Story Telling time....

    I figure this could be a fun thread to start. Considering the talent we have here at IM. I'll start the story and you each contribute....



    Many, many years ago there was a kingdom like no other kingdom. The wealth of the kingdom was shared by all, as was the...

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    ... women. Unfortunatly the women were so ugly that only Pitboss would sleep with them. Other, better looking inhabitants of the kingdom, such as Crono, slept with the more attractive women of the neighboring kingdoms. However, one day when he was leaving to get some ass, his mule was...

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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    ... women. Unfortunatly the women were so ugly that only Pitboss would sleep with them. Other, better looking inhabitants of the kingdom, such as Crono, slept with the more attractive women of the neighboring kingdoms. However, one day when he was leaving to get some ass, his mule was...
    Horny and decided to throw Crono off his back. While Crono lifted himself off the ground his faithfull mule came up behind him and mounted him. The pain was terrible, but yet somewhat enjoyable. Once the mule was done Crono thanked him and climbed back on ...

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    To the ugly chick he was slamming. When Crono finished, kuso came over and took his turn. As he fondled her norks or whatever the hell they are called he found Dero...
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    fast asleep along the side of the road.
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    Which of course Kuso took full advantage of!
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