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06-11-2003, 11:24 AM #1Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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on the lighter side ...
The 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."Now rollin' with the Raider
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06-11-2003, 11:47 AM #2Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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06-11-2003, 11:56 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Someone just sent that to me...
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06-11-2003, 12:24 PM #4Newbie
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Shot the Beaver, pun intended, I love it.
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06-11-2003, 01:41 PM #8Peelosopher
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haha, very clever
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