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    Walking The Dog.............

    "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked.

    "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother.

    "What does that mean?" asked the child.

    Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."



    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you."

    Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here."



    He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it.

    "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once."

    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.



    "Where is Fifi?" her father asked.

    "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."



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    Re: Walking The Dog.............

    Originally posted by katie64
    "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked.

    "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother.

    "What does that mean?" asked the child.

    Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."



    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you."

    Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here."



    He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it.

    "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once."

    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.



    "Where is Fifi?" her father asked.

    "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."



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    Didn't see that one coming.

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    That is one I never heard!

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