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Have you ever been caught having sex?
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06-13-2003, 12:19 AM #31Peelosopher
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i once asked tit what she would do if she ever caught me jacking off and she said "join in"
ever since I've been trying desperatly to get caught jacking off, but she says that it doesn't count cuz I'm doing it on purpose.
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06-13-2003, 12:20 AM #32Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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06-13-2003, 04:59 AM #33Registered User
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PB= i think that you need to change your title cause your not a recovering addict....baby you are an addict
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06-13-2003, 06:41 AM #34EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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OK,
I got caught having sex with GF by her son but thank god the lights were out and I was able to see whose coming.
Her son was little then so I don't think he knew what was going on!
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06-13-2003, 07:01 AM #35EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by Crono1000
i once asked tit what she would do if she ever caught me jacking off and she said "join in"
ever since I've been trying desperatly to get caught jacking off, but she says that it doesn't count cuz I'm doing it on purpose.
Ah aha hahahha ha ha... smart tata! Silly cronno!
Watch a porno and masterbate and surely ta-ta will jump in.
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06-13-2003, 07:05 AM #36Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by J'Bo
PB= i think that you need to change your title cause your not a recovering addict....baby you ARE an addict
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06-13-2003, 04:15 PM #37EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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One time I got caught foreplaying with a gal in Victoria Secret! The old lady that was giving out numbers gave us dirty looks when we walked out!!!!
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06-13-2003, 04:36 PM #38Bearded Attacker
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One time I went into victoria's secret and when the lady asked me if I need any help I replied, "no thank you, I'm just sniffing"Originally posted by david
One time I got caught foreplaying with a gal in Victoria Secret! The old lady that was giving out numbers gave us dirty looks when we walked out!!!!
Another time, when they asked to help me I said, "umm, yeah, do you have anything in kids' sizes?"
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06-13-2003, 04:53 PM #39EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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gross!!!!
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06-13-2003, 09:12 PM #40Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by freeman1504
One time I went into victoria's secret and when the lady asked me if I need any help I replied, "no thank you, I'm just sniffing"
Another time, when they asked to help me I said, "umm, yeah, do you have anything in kids' sizes?"
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06-14-2003, 11:07 AM #41What tan line?
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Damn roommates!!! Once while getting "busy" in the living room floor my roommate walks in. Actually it was quite comical looking back on it. Two people really don't fit under the coffee table at the same time.
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06-14-2003, 11:16 AM #42What tan line?
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Same roommate different girl, balcony sex is great except when you have someone walk in on you. This time curtains were close by and all turned out well. Have absolutely no idea of what or how much was seen by roommate but he had very bad timing.
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06-14-2003, 11:17 AM #43User title goes here ELITE MEMBER
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Hmmm I left out the comma. It should be...Originally posted by J'Bo
PB= i think that you need to change your title cause your not a recovering addict....baby you are an addict
Recovering, Sex addict!!
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06-14-2003, 01:30 PM #44EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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You exhibitionist, Badger!!!
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06-14-2003, 04:36 PM #45What tan line?
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Not me
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06-14-2003, 04:37 PM #46What tan line?
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Not me
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06-14-2003, 04:39 PM #47What tan line?
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If I were a neighbor of the NTs I could be persuaded though.
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06-14-2003, 05:53 PM #48Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Other than being caught the first time I ever had sex...the story I already posted....I have been relatively lucky. The kids knock on the door occasionally...they don't bust in, so that doesn't count and you know....I don't think we have ever even been interupted by the phone!! I have either been very fucking lucky....or I don't have sex enough
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06-14-2003, 06:28 PM #49EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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But are you loud so that the kids and neighbors here you???
That counts! 
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06-14-2003, 06:44 PM #50Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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No...not usually. I controll myself if there are others anywhere close. Except last weekend. We celebrated our 15th anniversary and stayed at the Valencia (fucking really nice 4 1/2 star hotel) and I am SURE the neighbors (and the floor above us...and the floor below us
) heard me that night...we had been drinking...then we ordered a hotel "movie" and I was fucking WOUND up!!! One of the best "times" I think I have ever had.
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06-14-2003, 07:13 PM #51EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Holy crap!!! Sounds like a really great time you had! Very awesome!!!
PS. I'm very jealous!
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06-15-2003, 06:51 AM #52What tan line?
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"PS. I'm very jealous!"
Me too. Having a good time is all that counts though. Glad you had a good one.
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