Have you ever been caught having sex?

**david** · 06-11-2003, 10:49 PM

OK, since a lot threads have been very ummnnn... *cough-cough* sexually... I was wonder if any of you would like to comment on this and tell your story!

Have any of you (most everyone has been caught... no lying either!!!

) ever been caught screwing?

Where?
Who caught you?
How old were you?

You can drop as many funny or embarassing (or both) stories as you'd like!

Examples:

Family members
Friend's
Strangers

PS. There will be an opposite thread for this so search for it!

**TheIcon2** · 06-12-2003, 01:29 AM

I never been caught having sex with someone but I was caught having sex with Rosey Palm. I was wallin away on her when my mom walked in. I told her I had crotch rot and my junk itched. Boy was I itchin it hard and fast.

**david** · 06-12-2003, 06:17 AM

and she believed you! LMAO!!!!

**J'Bo** · 06-12-2003, 06:25 AM

TheIcon2

umm are you for real....your the donut master? take a look at my avi and title...hehe....i think we are sole mates...lol.

as for the ?....i have never been caught cause i have never had sex.

**Jodi** · 06-12-2003, 06:27 AM

Originally posted by TheIcon2
I never been caught having sex with someone but I was caught having sex with Rosey Palm. I was wallin away on her when my mom walked in. I told her I had crotch rot and my junk itched. Boy was I itchin it hard and fast.

LMFAO!!!!

**KataMaStEr** · 06-12-2003, 06:45 AM

No never been caught, But I do know someone, a friend at school got cough Friday, the last week before the final exams with a white girl in the girls looker room getting head. Well he got suspended for the rest of the school year (the last 3 days for the finals) and cud not play on our football scrimmage the school was going to see on that night before the spring game.

**david** · 06-12-2003, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by J'Bo
TheIcon2

umm are you for real....your the donut master? take a look at my avi and title...hehe....i think we are sole mates...lol.

as for the ?....i have never been caught cause i have never had sex.

HMMMMNNN.. I ain't no sucka!

Good morning, babe!

**david** · 06-12-2003, 07:35 AM

In the other thread, at this hotel I worked at... I got caught having sex with a customer at night.... under the shower! I kept pulling the water cord to cover her moans up... but it didn't work bc/ security caught me!!

So he wouldn't tell, I had to let him watch. Fucking perv!

**J'Bo** · 06-12-2003, 08:01 AM

dave your a little piggy :oink oink:

morning sucka

i went to walmart last night and picked up some brain cells...all is good.

as for the ?....when i was 18 my moms friend saw my boyfriend at the times white butt...she still gives me this evil look whenever i see her.

but i dont get caught now...at least no one says anything if they see me getting some.

**Crono1000** · 06-12-2003, 12:20 PM

it's funny because just last night I was laughing reminisci... reminiss... reminicsin... remembering when tit and I got caught.

I've posted the story before, so you might know it, but my mother walked in with only a very thin curtain between her and tit and me being naked. So we throw our clothes on in a frantic and leave the house, and I thought I still had the condom on in the car but realized it had fallen off somewhere before we left. So I race back home and found it lieing in the garage next to where the car was parked.

we were VERY close to being caught because 1.) we started off on the recliner, which would have been directly in front of my mother when she walked in 2.) the thin curtain I mentioned had fallen down and we continued without putting it back up, but as she went to get a condom I went ahead and put the curtain back up and 3.) we were being really really really loud. If nothing else my mother saw my bed board banging against the window as she walked in, the window's right next to the door

so in the end I don't know if she ever did find out or not, but I find it very hard to believe that she didn't see us considering how thin and small the curtain is. On the other hand, even if she didn't catch us that time she's bound to have heard us other times during the night

**Dale Mabry** · 06-12-2003, 01:30 PM

My mom caught me having sex with the dog once, boy was I embarassed...

**Mudge** · 06-12-2003, 01:31 PM

Does a second person have to be involved here???

**J'Bo** · 06-12-2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
My mom caught me having sex with the dog once, boy was I embarassed...

k this isnt even funny dunc. i just got in so much trouble at work for laughing so hard......then they all asked me why i was laughing. What the hell am i supposed to say?

**Dale Mabry** · 06-12-2003, 03:15 PM

That Dale Mabry is the funniest fukker on the planet...

And he has sex with dogs

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 03:16 PM

I got busted the very first time I had sex....fortunately I was too drunk to remember getting caught. I was a junior in high school.

I told my Grandmother I was staying with a friend...she was going out-of-town for the weekend. I stayed at the house instead and had my "crush" and his friends over for some drinking. I got plowed and was gett'in after it when my uncle who lived next door (dumb ass teenager me forgot that he might be suspicious with cars in the driveway

) walked in on us.

Needless to say he called my Grandmother and I was in a shit pot of trouble. Didn't stop me from fuqing him the next week end though...God I was pathetic

**Freeman** · 06-12-2003, 04:35 PM

Never reallly been caught having sex. But I do remember getting caught on two occasions masturbating, by my MOM!!

The first time I was probably 14 years old...and I was "taking a shower"..I had my own bathroom in my room, but what I was really doing was looking at internet porn, like ya do. in walks mom...i'm sitting there at the computer in full glory...

the other time was a few years later, at the house they live in now...I was again "taking a shower" but was actually in the bathroom this time, and she needed to ask me something, didn't bother to knock or yell through the door...caught me dick in hand once again. ARG! was I pissed!

**david** · 06-12-2003, 05:55 PM

well well well! It's Freeman! Has school been killing you this semester? Good to see you back for a few! BTW, I didn't think you would came back and into this thread and relayed THAT story!

**Mudge** · 06-12-2003, 05:58 PM

Oh my gosh, Freeman bares all LoL

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 05:59 PM

I think it is fuqing awesome that people can tell their stories. Makes us all feel "normal".

**Freeman** · 06-12-2003, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by david
well well well! It's Freeman! Has school been killing you this semester? Good to see you back for a few! BTW, I didn't think you would came back and into this thread and relayed THAT story!

Hah, well, I guess I'm full of suprises.

Yes, I am back. Been too long...life has been screwed up the past few months, but I starting to get a new found excitement for the gym. I'm not nearly as strong as I'd like, but it'll come with time. I'm determined.

**david** · 06-12-2003, 08:47 PM

At least your making a comeback to the gym and that's what matters! So what was the reason for disappearance?? Just curious.

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 08:50 PM

Welcome back freeman...love the signature

**Freeman** · 06-12-2003, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by david
At least your making a comeback to the gym and that's what matters! So what was the reason for disappearance?? Just curious.

I've been going to the gym fairly regularly even though I haven't been on here...but basically, my best friend passed away in March and then I got pretty busy with school. Lost focus, but I'm starting to regain it.

**Pitboss** · 06-12-2003, 11:09 PM

I plead the 5th... at least plead it 5 or 6 times that I can remember.

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Pitboss
I plead the 5th... at least plead it 5 or 6 times that I can remember.

Hey!!! NOT fair. You gotta spill the beans, dude!!

**Pitboss** · 06-12-2003, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
Hey!!! NOT fair. You gotta spill the beans, dude!!

1-My very first time. A group of people.
2-My mom.
3-My dad.
4-An ex-GF
5-A husband
6-My Best friend, his GF (my sister in law) and her best friend.

There is six.

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Pitboss
1-My very first time. A group of people.
2-My mom.
3-My dad.
4-An ex-GF
5-A husband
6-My Best friend, his GF (my sister in law) and her best friend.

There is six.

lmao...I knew YOU wouldn't let us down.

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Pitboss
5-A husband

There is six.

That doesn't sound very safe lmao!!

That all makes it sound like you like having sex

**Pitboss** · 06-12-2003, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
That doesn't sound very safe lmao!!

That all makes it sound like you like having sex

I guess when I looked up and said "hi" I shocked him more than he already was. Ah the marriage was already over anyway they were sleeping in seperate rooms.

Me like sex? No way. It's yucky and messy and gooey... ick!!!

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Pitboss
Me like sex? No way. It's yucky and messy and gooey... ick!!!

Oh yea!! ...I mean oh yea right

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