Have you ever caught SOMEONE having sex

**david** · 06-11-2003, 10:54 PM

This is the opposite to the thread recently posted.

So, in this case....

Slightly describe it (no graphic porno-like details, either!!! None of us want to hear about blood etc... cronno!

) (no lying either! Crashman!!!

)

- Who did you catch?
- Where?
- Was it gross, sexy, turn on??
- Were you laughing?

etc...

**lean_n_76er** · 06-11-2003, 10:58 PM

I caught my best friend and his wife .... IN MY BED!

I was having a party and all but a few people had left and the girl that I was dating at the time decided it was time to go to sleep. Walked into my room and there is my friend and his wife!

**Pitboss** · 06-11-2003, 11:01 PM

I caught myself in the mirror once. Was kind of a turn on I guess. But yeah at the end I started laughing about the whole situation.

**lean_n_76er** · 06-11-2003, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by Pitboss
I caught myself in the mirror once. Was kind of a turn on I guess. But yeah at the end I started laughing about the whole situation.

and the funny thing about it....

HE WAS ALONE!

**Pitboss** · 06-11-2003, 11:02 PM

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that part....

**david** · 06-12-2003, 06:15 AM

I was working at a hotel and standing on the top floor and I make it habit to see whos e messing around in the pool area when there not supposed to!

Sawing nothing in the pool but I could hear splashing in our jacuzzi! I went out there and this girl was on her hands and the guys was standing there and they were 69'ing in that picture! Thank god her mouth was full so we couldn't hear moans and screams!

That is just one of the many stories I will tell!

**Blieb** · 06-12-2003, 08:44 AM

My best friend, turned sellout was supposed to meet us at like 10:00 or so to hang out ... he didn't show ... so I went to his house.

They dont' believe in locks or something, so I walked in, no one was home but him and his GF ... and I turned the corner to his room, and saw his GF riding him ... She hated me, so I just turned around and walked out ... but they knew

**naturaltan** · 06-12-2003, 08:52 AM

ummm, one time, I caught a whole bunch of people having sex in the basement with only blacklights everywhere ... and they weren't even surprised.

**Crono1000** · 06-12-2003, 12:23 PM

so one time I watched this guy having sex with this girl, and then she said something about another man and having had better, and then he said something about a murderous background and then she slapped him and then he chopped her head off and put it in the freezer. and there was blood

I still go to his house for sandwiches sometimes

**Mr.Guvernment** · 06-12-2003, 12:26 PM

my friend has a basement apartment and one night we were hanging out me, him, his g/f - i ren to the store, on the way back - u walk past the window that shows into his living room, no curtain - it was dark out so they did not see me, - as i looked in, all i could see was him in this recliner - head back - legs spread - her between his legs!

i told him i did not see anything as he asked me later...lol

**butterfly** · 06-12-2003, 12:43 PM

I walked in on my parents once when I was a kid

Thank GOD they were under the covers!!!

**david** · 06-12-2003, 01:33 PM

Now this is all GOOD reading!!! The memories... the memories!!!! I'm glad I made this thread!

Let's see if I can recollect some more after my workout!!!

Oh, and Cronno.... I'm not sure if I believe yours! Now, we want to hear about your "REAL" stories! Didn't Ta-ta's mom or your mom just recently catch you two??

**Crono1000** · 06-12-2003, 06:14 PM

yeah, I posted that in the thread if you've ever been caught. I've never really caught someone else doing it, but I have known when my mother was going at it in the next room. I was too young at the time to know the difference, but now that I'm usually the accusee I know what to look out for.

trust me, had tit's mom caught us one of us wouldn't be here to chat...

then again I haven't seen tit on the boards lately

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-12-2003, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by naturaltan
ummm, one time, I caught a whole bunch of people having sex in the basement with only blacklights everywhere ... and they weren't even surprised.

And you didn't jump right in?!?!?! Damn, why can't I ever find a cool deal like that?

**forciano** · 06-12-2003, 06:24 PM

well in Puerto Vallarta wich is one of the beaches near where i live, its very common to see poeple having sex very late at night, but the most near i have been from the action was when i saw my parents, long time ago

**lean_n_76er** · 06-12-2003, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by Crono1000
so one time I watched this guy having sex with this girl, and then she said something about another man and having had better, and then he said something about a murderous background and then she slapped him and then he chopped her head off and put it in the freezer. and there was blood

I still go to his house for sandwiches sometimes

And to get a little head.... get it?

**Crono1000** · 06-13-2003, 12:20 AM

ahahahahaha!

oooooooooooooooh terrible terrible terrible

**david** · 06-13-2003, 04:28 PM

I caught my roommate one time and he was having sex with this girl on the couch but they pretended to fall asleep. So, I thought I'd be a hilarious prick and started cooking breakfast.... sausage, french toast, bacon, eggs etc.. and stinkin' the whole room up!

BTW, it was 4:30 am in the morning!

**Burner02** · 06-13-2003, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by david
I caught my roommate one time and he was having sex with this girl on the couch but they pretended to fall asleep. So, I thought I'd be a hilarious prick and started cooking breakfast.... sausage, french toast, bacon, eggs etc.. and stinkin' the whole room up!

BTW, it was 4:30 am in the morning!

that's funny, Dave!

Hell...I'd have come to breakfast....
then take girl into personal room. and have desert...

**Burner02** · 06-13-2003, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Pitboss
I caught myself in the mirror once. Was kind of a turn on I guess. But yeah at the end I started laughing about the whole situation.

what's the chances...that you kept on going..and finished what you started?
Did you start yelling out your own name in the mirror?

**Crono1000** · 06-13-2003, 04:38 PM

too funny david

**david** · 06-13-2003, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by Burner02
that's funny, Dave!

Hell...I'd have come to breakfast....
then take girl into personal room. and have desert...

I know you would've! And if I saw you coming then that's when I'd slip Laxatives into your pancake!

**david** · 06-13-2003, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by Crono1000

too funny david

That's nothing!! Wait till' you and ta-ta go to Orlando and we meet up... you've only seen the icing on the cake. Do you dare to see the rest of the ingredients???

**buff_tat2d_chic** · 06-13-2003, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Burner02
what's the chances...that you kept on going..and finished what you started?
Did you start yelling out your own name in the mirror?

**Mudge** · 06-13-2003, 09:23 PM

**katie64** · 06-13-2003, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Mudge

Probably her husband that caught them or his wife............

**Badger** · 06-14-2003, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by naturaltan
ummm, one time, I caught a whole bunch of people having sex in the basement with only blacklights everywhere ... and they weren't even surprised.

I need to move to your neighborhood.

**david** · 06-15-2003, 02:27 PM

When I was younger, I caught my sister giving a blow job to this dude! So funny! I ratted her out, too!

**david** · 06-15-2003, 02:30 PM

My friend once told me his sister sat in his lap (he was wearing only a towel and was picking on her so to get even, she sat on his lap (with her jeans on) trying to supposedly break his dick or give him Indian rubs!

PS. That friend of mine was also a pathetic liar until I asked his sister and she confirmed it!

**Burner02** · 06-15-2003, 02:36 PM

did I read right? This guy's sister was dry humping her own brother?
(why do I hear the faint sound of 'duleing banjos' in the back ground?)

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