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06-13-2003, 09:38 AM #1Registered User
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smart parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, “Hey, lady! Man, are you ever ugly!”
Furious, the lady stormed past the store to work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey, lady! Man, are you ever ugly!”
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey, lady! Man, are you ever ugly.”
The lady was so incensed that she went into the store and threatened to sue the store to rid herself of the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey, lady!”
She paused and said, “Yes?”
The bird said, “You know.”
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06-14-2003, 07:43 PM #2Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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06-15-2003, 07:21 AM #3EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Now how many of you would cook that bird's "Goose"??
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06-15-2003, 07:55 AM #4What tan line?
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I'd have to take a shot at that bird.
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06-15-2003, 08:51 AM #5EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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shouldn't be hard to miss.... it's in a cage... demento!
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06-15-2003, 11:26 AM #6What tan line?
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Demento?
I'd at least make it a challenge by letting it out and tying a string to one leg and letting it fly around in circles. 
And NO, I will not be standing in the middle of the circle where I'll get dizzy also.
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06-15-2003, 01:55 PM #7EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Ha Ha! That would be quite funny what you described but I don't think our fellow bird lovers would like hearing this. Prince, Fade, BF <== I wonder if she's getting along with the bird now?
Definitely do NOT stand in the middle!
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