Reply With QuoteI'll start (duh)...
I was at a bar with a friend of mine (yes I have more than one) and we were talking to the bartender. These two women walk in, you know the two ... the hottie and the baggage ... so we start talking to them and next thing I know...
The "baggage" sticks her hand up my shorts and looks at her friend and says, "Damn, he's got underware on!" I was like WTF!
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06-23-2003, 10:06 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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What's the best or worst...
What is the best or worst way someone has tried to pick you up? Can be anywhere... Club, Social Gathering... Church?
Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!
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06-23-2003, 10:11 PM #3Leading a Charmed Life!
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This is so funny!!! I was dancing at a club in San Francisco with this guy who could fuq'n dance!!! Turns out he is a dancer for clubs. He asked where I was from, i said Wisconsin. We danced a little more, and he asked...that's the cheese capital right?
i said. We continue dancing, and he looks at me and says, "Milk does a body good!" I died laughing...that was the best line ever!
"Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire."
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What'd you do? and were you laughing at him or that he even attempted that line?Originally posted by bekahleigh23
This is so funny!!! I was dancing at a club in San Francisco with this guy who could fuq'n dance!!! Turns out he is a dancer for clubs. He asked where I was from, i said Wisconsin. We danced a little more, and he asked...that's the cheese capital right? i said. We continue dancing, and he looks at me and says, "Milk does a body good!" I died laughing...that was the best line ever!
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06-23-2003, 10:23 PM #5Leading a Charmed Life!
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we just kept dancing...and I was laughing at the line! Boy could he dance!!!
"Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire."
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06-24-2003, 06:11 AM #6pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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A girl had her friend call me and ask me out for her.
I mean, COME ON! We were 21-22 years old at the time. That works great for 11 year olds, but adults need to act like adults. Needless to say, I turned her down.
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06-24-2003, 10:48 AM #7Leading a Charmed Life!
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How pathetic!Originally posted by I Are Baboon
A girl had her friend call me and ask me out for her. I mean, COME ON! We were 21-22 years old at the time. That works great for 11 year olds, but adults need to act like adults. Needless to say, I turned her down.
"Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire."
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06-24-2003, 04:54 PM #8What tan line?
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A girl once told me that she wanted to put me between two pieces of bread and eat me. What a way to "ask" someone out. I did get a good laugh out of that one, and NO, I wouldn't let her eat me.
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06-24-2003, 05:04 PM #9What tan line?
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The best was "I'll bet you cum before I do". It was a challenge that I just couldn't pass up. I don't even remember who won
. I really didn't care because she was 
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06-24-2003, 05:11 PM #10What tan line?
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Then again most pick up lines are bad ones. I mostly have girls/women want to run their fingers through my hair. (I wonder if Dero has the same problem??
) I even had one girl go as far to say that she wouldn't go to bed with a guy/man who had prettier hair than hers. Who cares at that point?? 
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