Thread: Joke for the Day!

The founder of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St.Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is to hang out
with anyone you want in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God."

St.Peter took Arthur to the throne room and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.
1.There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.
2.It chatters consistently at high speeds.
3.Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4.The intake is too close to the exhaust.
5.The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."


God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper which God read.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur," but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."

I love riding both bikes and babes!!!!!