Ok, I have noticed certain patterns in people whom use these boards and their posts. I believe what they say and what they mean are totally different things. My first take is on people who need to leave the boards. So, without further ado, here is the what they say vs what they mean of chat board goodbyes...
What they say
Friends,
It is with great sadness that I tell all of you that I must leave our great community.It seems as though time at this board has taken time out of my life and seems to be causing some issues with my personal life. I will be thinking of you all and hope that you all understand that this is for the best. In parting, I hope that you all live your life realize that our time here is precious.
Thank you
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What they mean
Losers,
I am getting the fuck up out of here, sorry I am not a dork like the rest of you.It seems as though my boyfriend/girlfriend has decided that I spend entirely too much time screwing around with you and too little time stroking their ego or giving them sex. She/he told me that if I don't stop it, She/he will break up with me and that devastation is just too much to handle. I am sure I will be back when either she/he gets some form of self esteem or I dump him/her. After this post, I will pretty much forget all of you and don't really care what you think about that. In parting, I hope that all of you eventually get real lives and stop playing internet fuck buddies.
Fuck off
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