An elderly man walks into a confessional...
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An elderly man walks into a confessional...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest : "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man : "What sins?"
Priest : "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man : "I'm Jewish.
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man : "I'm telling everybody."~Ann
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"Our destiny changes with our thoughts; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire."
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