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    An elderly man walks into a confessional...

    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
    Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times."
    Priest : "Are you sorry for your sins?"
    Man : "What sins?"
    Priest : "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
    Man : "I'm Jewish.
    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
    Man : "I'm telling everybody."
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