An elderly man walks into a confessional...

butterfly · 07-09-2003, 12:40 PM

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest : "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man : "What sins?"
Priest : "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man : "I'm Jewish.
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man : "I'm telling everybody."

bekahleigh23 · 07-09-2003, 09:15 PM

lean_n_76er · 07-09-2003, 10:04 PM

Finally... a joke I've never heard! Good one B-Fly!

07-09-2003, 12:40 PM	#1
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	An elderly man walks into a confessional... An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest : "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man : "What sins?" Priest : "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man : "I'm Jewish. Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man : "I'm telling everybody."
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

07-09-2003, 09:15 PM	#2
bekahleigh23 Leading a Charmed Life! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: back to the tundra of WI Posts: 608
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07-09-2003, 10:04 PM	#3
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	Finally... a joke I've never heard! Good one B-Fly!
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