Are any of you guilty of doing this?

**david** · 07-16-2003, 07:22 PM

Oh, hello everyone! Long time no major posting by me!
I hope this finds you all well!

While driving, have you ever ate or drank these items before you discovered you way to a healthier lifestyle???

The top 10 food offenders:
Coffee. It always finds a way out of the cup.

Hot soup. Many people drink it like coffee. Same effects.

Tacos. "A food that can disassemble itself without much help, leaving your car looking like a salad bar," says Hagerty.

Chili. Dangerous drips and slops down the front of clothing.

Hamburgers. Grease, ketchup, mustard on your hands, your clothes and the steering wheel.

Barbecue. Spicey and dicey. There is the temptation to lick your fingers. More grease on the steering wheel.

Fried chicken. Ditto. Grease coats everything you touch.

Jelly or cream-filled doughnuts. Dangers relate to oozing while cruising. Raspberry jelly stains difficult to remove.

Soft drinks. Prone to spills and sudden fizzing if car makes sudden movements. Cola fizz in the nose is perilous while driving.

Chocolate. Tempting but treacherous. Try to clean it off the steering wheel and you're likely to end up swerving.

**Mudge** · 07-16-2003, 07:26 PM

While driving? Heck yeah.

**david** · 07-16-2003, 07:36 PM

all of the offenses listed above??

**Pepper** · 07-16-2003, 07:40 PM

My car has coffee stains everywhere...but I gotta have my cup on the way to work or I'll fall asleep at my desk.

I've done the taco thing too...back when I ate such things...that is nastly. Lettuce and meat everywhere.

**david** · 07-16-2003, 07:45 PM

Barbecue. Spicey and dicey. There is the temptation to lick your fingers. More grease on the steering wheel.

Fried chicken. Ditto. Grease coats everything you touch.

I think eating these things while driving should be a crime!

**Mudge** · 07-16-2003, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by david
all of the offenses listed above??

Not soup, replace tacos with burritos, no chilli, no BBQ, no fried Chicken (yuck).

**sawheet** · 07-16-2003, 09:34 PM

Hell ya, try eating a 7 bean burrito with extra hot sauce while driving now thats living

**david** · 07-16-2003, 10:14 PM

Not where you live because if it's hot here in Broward county esp. when it rains when the sun is out.. who can breath? I can imagine in some parts in Dade county and how it gets! Now eating that sauce is more than plenty!

**Mudge** · 07-16-2003, 11:04 PM

Chicken burrito with black beans and everything else oooooooooooooh yeah.

**shortstuff** · 07-16-2003, 11:36 PM

Amazingly none of those, but putting makeup on while driving, I would win that award LOL

**RCfootball87** · 07-16-2003, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by david
Barbecue. Spicey and dicey. There is the temptation to lick your fingers. More grease on the steering wheel.

Fried chicken. Ditto. Grease coats everything you touch.

I think eating these things while driving should be a crime!

I'm assuming you read that msn.com article a few days ago?

**david** · 07-17-2003, 06:52 AM

Originally posted by shortstuff
Amazingly none of those, but putting makeup on while driving, I would win that award LOL

Good call on that one!!!

Cell phones being the next big thing!!!

**david** · 07-17-2003, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by RCfootball87
I'm assuming you read that msn.com article a few days ago?

Yep! Your intuition is very correct!!

I just can't believe what people eat when driving! But everyone one time or another drinks something though!

**shortstuff** · 07-17-2003, 07:14 AM

How about one gal i actually saw shaving her armpits in the car!!!!!!!!!! And you always have the infamous picking your nise like no one else can see you LOL

**david** · 07-17-2003, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by shortstuff
How about one gal i actually saw shaving her armpits in the car!!!!!!!!!! And you always have the infamous picking your nise like no one else can see you LOL

Hmmnnn... well, let's see, you live in Oregon I see, so if you see that girl again (if ever!

) tell her never to visit South Florida!

That's disgusting! LMAO!!!!

And hello shortstuff

We've never had a formal introduction.

I was once POST WHORE KING as you can see....

**shortstuff** · 07-17-2003, 08:06 AM

Check the recent results, I think I am the reigning post whore for the short term, but others here win for the long term LOL

**Mudge** · 07-17-2003, 08:07 AM

You did well enough David, your still top dog even though you've been slacking

**david** · 07-17-2003, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by shortstuff
Check the recent results, I think I am the reigning post whore for the short term, but others here win for the long term LOL

Hmmnn.. I think I'll check that out! I thought J'bo would be up there but let me go see!

Mudge... I have ridden out into the sunset like I knew I would have but I never thought I'd find my new love of my life carrying her in my arms on a horse and into that beautiful horizon!

**RCfootball87** · 07-17-2003, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by shortstuff
Check the recent results, I think I am the reigning post whore for the short term, but others here win for the long term LOL

Shortstuff, in the past week you've made 450 posts, impressive. if you were actually able to consistently keep that rate of posting up, week in and week out, it would take about a year to catch David. Not only is he king, he brings new meaning to the term!

**david** · 07-17-2003, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by shortstuff
How about one gal i actually saw shaving her armpits in the car!!!!!!!!!! And you always have the infamous picking your nise like no one else can see you LOL

I guess bc/ I was so grossed out with the first, I missed the second part in which I put in Bold.

Although the first one does not qualify within the original post but was a great point but the second just might qualify!

Now I'm gonna be sick for even saying that!

**david** · 07-17-2003, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by RCfootball87
Shortstuff, in the past week you've made 450 posts, impressive. if you were actually able to consistently keep that rate of posting up, week in and week out, it would take about a year to catch David. Not only is he king, he brings new meaning to the term!

It's funny you mention this because, I believe Crash, Burner, biggs and I hold the record of most post in 24 hours. (1,000 +)

Boy, was I a sick-head back then!

CRASH- (where the f@ck has he been? Because I leave, he leaves, too?

Or maybe he's

in the USVI!!!! )

**OceanDude** · 07-17-2003, 09:28 PM

I'll admit to "taking home a sack (or 2) of Krystal Hamburgers (called White Castle up North I think). Bag would hold like 10-15 burgers and I'd eat the damn things all the way home from the bars after a late night of TGIF’ing. In retrospect all I wanted was the onion flavour, the pickle and the mustard

. The car would get trashed with little burger boxes all over the floor that took till next Friday to air out the smell. But the bigger effect was the gas attacks that were so nasty they would wake you out up just as you were about to score in your most vivid dreams with the most vivid babe (and in color no less). That and the pasty tongue in the morning from all the grease - yuk

. Yup those were the good 'ol days - NOT.

**Mudge** · 07-17-2003, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by david
It's funny you mention this because, I believe Crash, Burner, biggs and I hold the record of most post in 24 hours. (1,000 +)

Gee whiz. I did 150 or 151, 130 of which were my giant Aria Giovani thread, I thought for sure I had you beat. At that time I was told you were 250ish or so for a day.

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