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    My buddy is a personal trainer...

    and he needs a short quote to put on his shirts.

    Any ideas?

    I'm stumped

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    I'm a personal trainer.

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    Originally posted by DaMayor
    I'm a personal trainer.
    Everyone's a comedian.



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    "
    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is to Surrender."

    -Vince Lombardi

    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is."

    -Trinsdad

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    Was that short enough?
    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is to Surrender."

    -Vince Lombardi

    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is."

    -Trinsdad

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    lift or die
    if I dont see you lifting, I will kill you
    or an old classic, "Thimk"
    Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu

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    Originally posted by Nate
    Everyone's a comedian.


    Oh Okay, how about...

    "I BE A TRAINER" (The Ebonics version)
    "Fat People Suck"
    "I Stop for Buff People"
    "Honk If You Love Muscle"
    "Pump it or Lump it."
    "You Can Do IT!" (Stolen from Tony Little/Christopher Lowell
    "Is That Buff Enough?"
    "Got Buff?"
    "T to the trizzo, r to the rizzo, A-I-N-E-R and get Bizzo!" Boyyeeeee.
    "Crunch Meister"
    "I Stole This Shirt from a Real Trainer"
    "I'm with Fat Ass(pointing finger>)"
    "Learn from the Burn"
    "Resistance Assistance"
    "You're FAT and I'm NOT"

    I'll work on some more later...

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    those were great Mayor! I might consider some of those for my t-shirts

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    Be...Like me...for a Fee!

    Ass, Gas or Grass...No Body Trains for Free
    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is to Surrender."

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    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is."

    -Trinsdad

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    Ya Hippie.

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    Originally posted by DaMayor
    I'm a personal trainer.


    That's MY favorite!


    How about "Don't be an asshole. Let me train you."

    or

    "Eat at Joe's"

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    "Because losing sucks." (if he's a competition trainer)

    His company slogan would be good (if he has his own company).

    "2nd place is the first loser"
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

    The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.

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    "Pump it or Lump it."



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    More Bulge than a Porno Star!

    Is that a quadricep in your pants or you just happy to see me?

    Size Matters!

    I wouldn't trade my 6 pack for your keg.....
    "The Harder You Work the Harder it is to Surrender."

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    quality man.

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    Sorry man, I couldn't help myself.

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    Originally posted by DaMayor

    "T to the trizzo, r to the rizzo, A-I-N-E-R and get Bizzo!" Boyyeeeee.
    "Crunch Meister"
    ... Im gettin' there!

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