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The wedding dress...
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother had purchased the same dress! She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in it!"
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll
get another dress; after all it's your special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"What are you going to do with the first dress?
"You don't have any place to wear it."
Sheila grinned and replied,"Of course, I do, dear!
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
Now what women wouldn't like this story... ..
Perfect Dress..
Perfect Justice~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards
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bravo - true justice and wit!! excellent.
"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."
Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.
We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.
The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...
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08-05-2003, 10:42 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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One of my all time faves
~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards
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