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- 08-04-2003, 02:49 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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The wedding dress...
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother had purchased the same dress! She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in it!"
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll
get another dress; after all it's your special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"What are you going to do with the first dress?
"You don't have any place to wear it."
Sheila grinned and replied,"Of course, I do, dear!
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
Now what women wouldn't like this story... ..
Perfect Dress..
Perfect Justice~Ann
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bravo - true justice and wit!! excellent.
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- 08-05-2003, 10:42 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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One of my all time faves
~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards
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