Thread: stupid stuff

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> >
> > In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
> > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> >
> >
> > On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
> > (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
> >
> > On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> > Details inside.
> > (the shoplifter special)?
> >
> > On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> > (and that would be how???....)
> >
> > On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> > (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
> >
> > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
> > down."
> > (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
> >
> > On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
> > heating."
> > (...and you thought????...)
> >
> > On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
> > (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
> >
> > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
> > machinery after taking this medication."
> > (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
> could
> > just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> >
> > On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> > (and...I'm taking this because???....)
> >
> > On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
> > only."
> > (as opposed to...what)?
> >
> > On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
> > (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> >
> > On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
> > (talk about a news flash)
> >
> > On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
> > eat nuts."
> >
> > (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> >
> > On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
> > enable you to fly."
> > (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
> >
> > On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
> > or genitals."
> > (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
> >
>

Thats the laws for you. Everyone remember the idiot that stuck a hand drill up his nose to get rid of an itch? He was suing the drill maker for not putting a warning not to do this, he was asking 25 million.

Now, anything that does 5,000 RPM does not go up your damn nose, if it can eat through wood you know it will eat through flesh you eh, moron.