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08-21-2003, 07:45 AM #1Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Posted in your companies...
TOILET!!!! lol
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08-21-2003, 07:58 AM #2EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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08-21-2003, 12:12 PM #3Registered User
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Another one I have seen...
If your hose is too short, Or if your pump it too week.
You'd better stand closer, or you'll piss on the seat.I pedal... Therefore I am.
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I just wish they would put a warning up to remind me:
"Caution, water cold - studs stand on tippy toes".
In all seriousness, someone needs to redesign mens toilets or have federal laws requiring all men's rooms have the standing urinal model. If you are wearing short pants and more than 5' tall and standing over those low hung "splash pots", your calves will always get wet from the after splash . Major design flaw.
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08-21-2003, 03:16 PM #6Registered User
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Originally posted by OceanDude
I just wish they would put a warning up to remind me:
"Caution, water cold - studs stand on tippy toes".
In all seriousness, someone needs to redesign mens toilets or have federal laws requiring all men's rooms have the standing urinal model. If you are wearing short pants and more than 5' tall and standing over those low hung "splash pots", your calves will always get wet from the after splash . Major design flaw.
Yeah, I with you there.
They need to come up with something like those auto cow milkers. You put a fresh glove on the sucker hose and attach it to your wanker and away it goes.
The restrooms would never be empty 
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